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[cluepoke-archive]

Litterally peak npc design

[maggotfeed]

Running out of things to Q, heres sum random alien tings

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[agentsofcaw]

Post 348: Test Concluded

We have reached the 1 year mark for the C.A.W agency posting daily reports. We have gather much information, and we wanted to thank all our agents here for taking part and enjoying the various reports we have given during the year. So we say this was a heavy heart that, our 1 year test here has finally concluded. With this conclusion, daily posts won’t be happening anymore, and this page here will go on a hiatus. The board doesn't know when we might return to this, but they also wanted to thank all of our agents located here.

I to wanted to thank all of you. It has been an interesting year, typing up all these reports, and sending them out to your viewing pleasure. I won’t say this will be permanent, but until the board has decided, this is good bye for now. I personally thank all agents for their hard work, and hopefully we will see each other again.

Director of C.A.W

Logging off...

[pibu-draws]

C.A.W

[agentsofcaw]

Post 333: Pipes of the forest

Today’s report will be about the piping system located in the Subcon Forest. The Subcon Forest seems to have been home to a fairly good sized town. This town however seems to have been more advanced then first thought. Thanks to the Toilet’s attack earlier on, we have discovered an advanced system of piping located under the remnants. The piping indicates that the people of the town knew how to easily move water around, and could have actually good plumbing.

An interesting side note is how did an outhouse have access to it thought the green pool beyond the canyon. This does help explain how they had a good fountain that seems to have been fantastic back in its glory days. With such a piping system, some of our researchers are wondering if they had any other great technological advances for its time. More research is being done to help discover the hidden truths.

[agentsofcaw]

Post 326: Hat Kid’s survivability.

Today, we talk about “Hat Kid’s” ability to seemingly escape mostly unharmed from even the most deadly of obstacles. They seem to be able to take any kind of damage ranging from simple punches, to being cut, to even getting hit from giant lasers. All these attacks only seem to harm “Hat Kid” once though their normal 4 hits. They are also able to get our of situations where they would never be able to escape, including falling down an endless pit. They somehow end up back at the edge of the cliff, only taking 1 damage it seems.

We believe they are using the power of the  ████ ██████ to reverse time enough to survive getting hit. With this power, they can seemingly survive anything up to 4 times until they either fail or get more heart pons to prolong themselves. Knowing this, this limits some of our options to contain “Hat Kid”, but it does give us a better understanding on how to proceed with our plans.

Most people don’t recognize when “Hat Kid” perished. The only ones that seem to know are Us and the Snatcher thought his “Death Wishes”. Since the death wishes are something of his own creation, he can see the deaths caused by it. The only reason C.A.W knows is because we are also able to use our  ████ █████ to help prevent the memory loss. This can help us for the future to help prevent chaos from spreading throughout the world.

[agentsofcaw]

Post 324: Hat Kid in Court?

This week’s mail is about an alternate universe, where some of the our well known individuals were people of the court. The title of this letter was “Hat Kid Ace Attorney: A Hat in Crime”. The Directors of dead bird studios are instead rivals of the court. DJ Grooves is a defense attorney, while the Conductor is the prosecution.

The Judge of this world is the only being of our world they actually knows how laws work, but that doesn’t makes us feel any better. The Judge is no other then the Snatcher, and while he keeps his evil demeanor, he still gives the defense a chance at defending. In this letter explaining the world, it talks about “Hat Kid’s” first case in court.

The case is very similar to the “Murder on the Owl Express” that we helped with, but the difference is that instead of solving the mystery on the train, “Hat Kid” questions the various witnesses to solve the case, and defend their relative. There are various witnesses, and “Hat Kid” has to listen carefully to find the contradictions in the the testimonies. According to the letter, it seems there is going to be a second case for them to help solve, but for now it seems that letter hasn’t been sent yet.

[agentsofcaw]

Post 323: A Heated Discussion

Today, a team of researchers came to the board to discuss more about the infinite burning fire in the SubCon Forest. This fire, while always burns, never seems to ever spread. The research team has asked for a grant, for ways to be able to transfer the fire to be used in various experiments. Some experiments include an infinite power/light source, being able to put out said fire, and be able to have something burn for an extended time.

While some of the possibilities do seem promising, the board is still in a heated discussion about the possible side effects of taking and using this evil magic. Some believe the fire wouldn’t work outside of the area its in, while others believe this fire would cause more problems then solve for the C.A.W Agency. Currently the board is split on if they should allow said experiments to happen. Currently, any project with said fire is on hold, but if the board is swayed enough, then more experiments might happen in the future.

Director of C.A.W