My mind went back to where it was happy... Sooo Slimeriana QSMP here i come.
We all know that in DSMP Slime was trying to learn human behaviors to be a human, now let's imagine that context followed him to the QSMP...
The Circumcision cave and inappropriate conversations would lead him to ask what sex would feel like and Mariana and Roier would be like: have you never done it?
Then Roier would explain roughly how he felt as a passive in most of the relationships he had, but the curiosity didn't go away just with that. Slime never understood exactly how sex was done, of course he knew what Quackity from Las Nevadas had explained to him, but vague babble about putting the "you know what" (which Slime didn't know) into the "you know where" (again, he doesn't know) didn't solve anything for him.
As soon as he asked, Mariana told Roier that they should do it for the laughs, but Roier refused with a 'that's disgusting, if I wanted to have sex with a monkey I'd go to the zoo' which was answered with an exaggerated cry from Mari, before him went up to Slime and told him that it was just the two of them then, with an expression of absolute mischief.
Roier suggested ignoring him, saying that Mariana was a sex addict and that it wasn't a good idea to mess with him now that he was sad about Foolish, that started a discussion between the Hispanics that ended with Slime interrupting and saying he wanted to try it.
They didn't waste much more time, Mari stripped and told Slime to do the same. While the non-human was taking off his clothes, Mariana continued arguing with Roier to get him to leave, saying there was no point in him watching if he didn't want to fuck (they finally let him watch).
Then he would look at Slime and realize that he actually had no reproductive organs, literally none, nothing.
But would that stop Mariana? Of course not.
He would simply tell him to lie down and spread his legs to get a good look, then he would push a few fingers against Slime's pale skin and it would strangely become softer and greenish, making way for the internal intruders.
Slime's first reaction was to laugh and say that his stomach felt funny, and then Mariana would move her fingers rapidly, making him lose the arc of the conversation completely.
Maybe I'll write later about how it all ended up in that cave.😉