Oh, idk, normal things, breakfast, my phone... Dennis being crate trained and whining because he's used to sleeping on Jack and Robby when he's a puppy...Totally normal things to think about at 9 am on a Saturday 😃👍
ENDING STREAM WITH A HUG! YESSSSSS! FUCK YEAHHHHH!
Oh im definitely rewatching the vod later on to clip collect lol. Man im so happy with today, they did so much together, so much game time, so much content, fun memories, wooooo!
Missa: "Philza in Japan right now"? It's true, he asked me for places he could go, so sad, I wanted him to play with us, well it's ok we are going to see eachother on qsmp2 either way- JAAAAA jaja it's not true, I don't know, fucking quackity hasn't said anything, btw hurry up quackity ,,, but if philza and me- OR ME! are on the qsmp2 (i think he meant that if they aren't in it?) I am going to make a server called "Duosmp" where only he and me play minecraft, I don't give a shit.
... Changeling Homeowner who was childhood friends with Werebear Teddy for a time before their human parents locked them away in the house, claiming to the village that they were sickly and ill. Teddy did his best to try and visit but HO's parents kept turning him away. He knows they're lying but can't do much. He misses his best friend dearly and was even more saddened when Homeowner's family moved away and he never got to say goodbye.
As an adult, Teddy's delighted to reunite with his best friend again! And at The Breaker Box Tavern of all places too! But Homeowner doesn't remember Teddy, unfortunately. But that's all right. He has all the time in the world now to reconnect with them... Though, he can't help but be concerned at how nervous and small you act around people, opting to hide behind the human.
Aside from Eddie and Volt, Teddy and quite a few of the patrons at the tavern clocked Homeowner as a Changeling, or at the very least Non-human, but they recognize the signs of abuse Homeowner has. Not to mention the general unawareness of their true heritage/nature. It's odd how Homeowner seems to be repressing their natural/basic habits that most Changelings and Fae have. And with how they act... Teddy just knows it has to do with your human parents.
- SD Anon (Brain said lore-)
LOREEE LETS GO!!!!!!! AND Werebear Teddy???? This is so good I'm eating this up.
That's so sad they don't remember but they can make so many new memories now omg... and he can help them come to terms with their true identity as well!! AGH changeling homeowner is building a new non-human support system without even realizing it and that's exactly what they need..
I’ll have to go back through my archive to find when I posted about celloied . but angry sex with them has always been my default.
. I wrote too much of this and Tumblr editor doesnt let me copy it all in one go im so sorry i wrote a kind of fic on a reblog
cw: dub(?????)con, hate sex, masochism
One idea I really loved was that Cellbit and Doied, still pretending to be Roier, would have sex and Cellbit would intentionally push what boundaries he knew Roier had in vain hope his husband would remember them and prove it was him.
So Cellbit gets a bit spontaneous and drags Doied against the wall to make out and get handsy, outside and much too rough.
Doied says nothing. He assumes this is normal and kisses back, his own pleasure playing second fiddle to his need to fit into a role.
Cellbit would never handle his husband like this- Ever. He keeps pressing, nips along his throat, hands bruising his hips. His nails dig in and Doied lets out a squeak, and Cellbit asks if he’s alright.
“You usually love this, what’s wrong?”
Doied just bites his cheek and says it was nothing. Cellbit rips down his pants- Nothing. He bruises his thighs with imprints of his teeth— Nothing.
In fact, he seems to love it. Doied hasn’t been this into Cellbit since he started this whole charade and for once, he’s getting what he wants. Not the soft lovers gambit Roier desires but the cutting furious edge of Cellbit’s canines.
And it’s infuriating to Cellbit. So he keeps going and going and going— He pulls his hair (Roier had one rule, never pull his hair!) He calls him pathetic, he calls him a bitch, a whore, a slut— Cellbit refuses to call his husband such things.
Doied drinks it up, moaning and drooling as Cellbit fucks him silly against the stone walls of his castle.
At some point, though Cellbit can’t tell when, he drops the mask of trying to pretend this is his husband. He claws and bites and hisses and hurls abuse at Doied only to get moans and pleased noises in response.
Doied may be sobbing, but he’s still begging Cellbit to cum inside him. Still begging to finish, keep hurting him, he’s so close!
He fills Doied up and shoves him to the dirt and shuffles away, tucking himself back into his pants.
He shouldn’t have liked that. Roier is missing and that isn’t him and Cellbit had loved every moment of ruining someone with his husbands face but without the consequence of hurting him and no reason to hold back.
My mind went back to where it was happy... Sooo Slimeriana QSMP here i come.
We all know that in DSMP Slime was trying to learn human behaviors to be a human, now let's imagine that context followed him to the QSMP...
The Circumcision cave and inappropriate conversations would lead him to ask what sex would feel like and Mariana and Roier would be like: have you never done it?
Then Roier would explain roughly how he felt as a passive in most of the relationships he had, but the curiosity didn't go away just with that. Slime never understood exactly how sex was done, of course he knew what Quackity from Las Nevadas had explained to him, but vague babble about putting the "you know what" (which Slime didn't know) into the "you know where" (again, he doesn't know) didn't solve anything for him.
As soon as he asked, Mariana told Roier that they should do it for the laughs, but Roier refused with a 'that's disgusting, if I wanted to have sex with a monkey I'd go to the zoo' which was answered with an exaggerated cry from Mari, before him went up to Slime and told him that it was just the two of them then, with an expression of absolute mischief.
Roier suggested ignoring him, saying that Mariana was a sex addict and that it wasn't a good idea to mess with him now that he was sad about Foolish, that started a discussion between the Hispanics that ended with Slime interrupting and saying he wanted to try it.
They didn't waste much more time, Mari stripped and told Slime to do the same. While the non-human was taking off his clothes, Mariana continued arguing with Roier to get him to leave, saying there was no point in him watching if he didn't want to fuck (they finally let him watch).
Then he would look at Slime and realize that he actually had no reproductive organs, literally none, nothing.
But would that stop Mariana? Of course not.
He would simply tell him to lie down and spread his legs to get a good look, then he would push a few fingers against Slime's pale skin and it would strangely become softer and greenish, making way for the internal intruders.
Slime's first reaction was to laugh and say that his stomach felt funny, and then Mariana would move her fingers rapidly, making him lose the arc of the conversation completely.
Maybe I'll write later about how it all ended up in that cave.😉