Okie dokie, folks, I'm off to bed, but FIRST!
It's time for the first edition of Emma's Coolest Ladies of the Century, Millenium, and All Time Ever Award!
First up is rohc!! Tess is practically the funniest lady I've ever met. I don't think I've ever been around her and not stifling laughter. It's true, ask her. She is one of the strongest, most badass, least shit-taking people I've ever met. She's so goddamn cool. She is a legend. Also she carves a mad foam penis, bro. She's my Tina Fey.
Second is fishnets2nightdress!! Clarissa makes me pee my pants sometimes. But it's like 9 times out of 10 'cause she said something ridiculously hilarious. She's unbelieveably wicked smart and she don't take NO shit. Also. She fucking rocks a crop top. She's my Beyonce.
Next up is mathletenotathlete!! I saw her on my first day of orientation and my jaw literally dropped. There was another red headed band geek in civil engineering. She immediately became my Jedi Master, and I her Padewan. I wished, and still wish, that I can be 1/4 as cool as Ellen is. Also we shaved each others heads. Yep. She's my Hermione Granger.
And then we have c0ppice!! Even though Rey is like too fucking far away from me, she's one of my closest pals. She's so goddamn supportive and will listen to me rant ON and ON about practically anything. She's so nice. SO NICE. I know she can do anything because she's a real life super hero. Also have you seen this girl's makeup skills? Those brows are so on point they can slice a man's throat. She's my Khaleesi.
Last but most definitely not least is neon-trotsky!! Kailyn will stick with anyone through anything in any circumstance. White girl waisted at 3 am? She's already holding your hair. Boys being dickwads 2 provinces away? She's already got a list of names to call them. Need someone to talk to about anything ever? She's texted you first. She is a literal saint. But like. The most motherfucking hardcore saint. Real life fucking Leslie Knope.
And the winner is...
ALL OF YOU. Because you're all fucking the absolute best. And I love you all so goddamn much.
The end.
