#rohc

[leavemestrandedd-blog1]

               Who are the Ophelia Siblings?

Hometown - East Los Angeles, California Heritage - Father: Mexican & Cuban | Mother: Italian & Portuguese Origin of last name: Originated in Spain and was spelled ‘Ofelia’ until the family came to the states where they lived in California as well as Mexico. 

Son - Xavier Alejandro (32 years old) - Former Latin Kings Member, Served eighteen years in prison, became an undercover federal agent that almost costed him his family’s life but somehow things worked out since he tends to let gang related things slide. (Open muse)

Daughter - Isabella  Marie (27 years old) - Miss Los Angeles 2011, Flight Attendant, Bentley’s fraternal twin, dated and had a baby by one of Xavier’s Latin Kings brother but gave that baby up at the age of sixteen. (Open muse)

Son - Bentley Julio (27 years old) - The first one in the family to go to College and make a name for himself, owns and runs his own event planning and promoting company. Isabella’s fraternal twin. (Open muse)

Daughter - Veronica ‘Ronnie’ Joanna Opheila Bystrom (21 years old) - Married and had a kid all while still in college getting her degree in Sports Management at Boston University. (Closed muse - @ofcreatures )

Their ships -

Main Verse

Xavier - Payslee Kenner 

Isabella - Jason Smith ( @vodkafortheheart )

Bentley - Cameron Villegas ( @alreadythxcoolest )

3 / 4 are open for plotting.

[ricoleoiscling-blog]

[mcmelon]

4,6,11,17,22,32,40,57,64

4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?

no, im the one who delivers that line traditionally

11: Last three things you had to drink?

water, oprah’s chai which has become my favorite tea somewhat unexpectedly and a really good smoothie that i made with real fruit because i bought actual groceries surprise

17: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?

i was at clinical! rough day today

22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?

no i normally stick with one or two. the most so far is two

32: Are you wearing socks?

no but the floor is gross so im about to put on slippers

40: Will you sing today?

i like to sing all day everyday so yes 

57: Do you use chap stick?

im so dependant on blistex that it scares me. its made it into the list of things i panic about when i leave home without them (phone, keys, blistex)

64: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?

i used to regret one night club makeout sessions but it was always so much fun

[pearlaquaoceans]

rohc replied to your post:I’m not good with condolences… I hate saying ‘I’m...

I could not agree more. “I’m sorry for your loss” just feels like “I don’t know what to say cuz I know your hurting more than me but I kinda tried”

Exactly, It just seems so hollow and... useless... I want there to be a phrase that makes it seem like they matter and that your words matter.... uuugggghhhhh why does the english language gotta fail me now, it never fails when it comes to insults and curse words, but condolences? shit out of luck...

[evebuscemi]

Okie dokie, folks, I'm off to bed, but FIRST!

It's time for the first edition of Emma's Coolest Ladies of the Century, Millenium, and All Time Ever Award!

First up is rohc!! Tess is practically the funniest lady I've ever met. I don't think I've ever been around her and not stifling laughter. It's true, ask her. She is one of the strongest, most badass, least shit-taking people I've ever met. She's so goddamn cool. She is a legend. Also she carves a mad foam penis, bro. She's my Tina Fey.

Second is fishnets2nightdress!! Clarissa makes me pee my pants sometimes. But it's like 9 times out of 10 'cause she said something ridiculously hilarious. She's unbelieveably wicked smart and she don't take NO shit. Also. She fucking rocks a crop top. She's my Beyonce. 

Next up is mathletenotathlete!! I saw her on my first day of orientation and my jaw literally dropped. There was another red headed band geek in civil engineering. She immediately became my Jedi Master, and I her Padewan. I wished, and still wish, that I can be 1/4 as cool as Ellen is. Also we shaved each others heads. Yep. She's my Hermione Granger.

And then we have c0ppice!! Even though Rey is like too fucking far away from me, she's one of my closest pals. She's so goddamn supportive and will listen to me rant ON and ON about practically anything. She's so nice. SO NICE. I know she can do anything because she's a real life super hero. Also have you seen this girl's makeup skills? Those brows are so on point they can slice a man's throat. She's my Khaleesi. 

Last but most definitely not least is neon-trotsky!! Kailyn will stick with anyone through anything in any circumstance. White girl waisted at 3 am? She's already holding your hair. Boys being dickwads 2 provinces away? She's already got a list of names to call them. Need someone to talk to about anything ever? She's texted you first. She is a literal saint. But like. The most motherfucking hardcore saint. Real life fucking Leslie Knope. 

And the winner is...

ALL OF YOU. Because you're all fucking the absolute best. And I love you all so goddamn much. 

The end.

[evebuscemi]

I still giggle every time i read teenlaqueefah in my head. That's some quality fucking word play.

THANKS, FRIEND. I was just thinking about how much I love my URL today. I'm glad someone else loves it too. 

[evebuscemi]

rohc replied to your post:It’s that time again where someone should keep me...

Stay in drugs, don’t do school.

My new life motto

[awelloiledmachina]

jack/ethel, also ethel/rosario bc brotp fjsldjks

send me a ship and i’ll tell you who: 

shops for groceries: Jack because Ethel does not want to put on a bra to go shoppingkills the spiders: Ethel. Let’s be real. comes home drunk at 3am It depends on the day of the week.makes breakfast Also depends on who is up first or who broke into whose apartment the night beforeremembers to feed the fish: Jack. Ethel is the worst when it comes to petsdecorates the apartment: Ethel most off the time. But she usually never commits to a project.initiates duets: Ethel. Especially when Taylor Swift happens to come on the radiofalls asleep first: Jack, because Ethel is usually the one to put him to sleep.

  shops for groceries: Ethel, because Rosario insists they don’t need pre packaged food.kills the spiders: Ethel. God, she hates bugs.comes home drunk at 3am: Usually it’s Rosario. On bad days it’ll be Ethel.makes breakfast: Depends on who finishes work later or earlier.remembers to feed the fish: Rosario.decorates the apartment: Ethel, since Rosario couldn’t care less about the aesthetics.initiates duets: Ethel. Always.falls asleep first: Ethel. Rosario is a comfy pillow.