hi. long time no see. my bf and i have funny thoughts about the king.
do u think hes responsible for some of the unexplained stuff around the world. like one day as a kid he got bored and started playing with rocks and made stonehenge. or the pyramids. “the humans insist these things called ‘slaves’ built them for us, what do they take us for? someone lazy? untalented? we are a KING.”
also him using a replica eiffel tower as a toothpick of a back scratcher. he tripped and knocked the tower of pisa. he accidentally got too drunk and wiped atlantis off the map. he threw a party in el dorado and accidentally destroyed it.
he means so much to me he is so stupid. heart emoji














