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Travis operates on unique probability rules, in that the universe will give him a disproportionate amount of Nat 20s if the outcome would be insanely awesome, and it will also give him a disproportionate amount of Nat 1s if the outcome would be fucking hilarious.

#nein again #c2e17

Fjord, at the Trebuchet game at the Harvest Close Festival: NO, no, let me try and get this on my own first. For dignity's sake..

Also Fjord: *utterly fuckin' BEEFS IT, not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES in a row*

And then he never got to hold a scrap of dignity around his friends. Ever. Again. :)

#Critical Role #Fjord #nein again #The Mighty Nein #c2e17

The armwrestling contest is just flavored multi-stage rollies but it's SO GOOD and the suspense and drama is AMAZING

GO YASHA GO!!! GET THAT RUDE MAN!!!

#yes technically it's a contested strength check and not just rollies but. you see. to a certain extent it's still rollies all the way down #and it's moments like this that make you recognize how much storytelling and acting can transform a simple dice roll into Something More #[patrick stewart meme] acting.#nein again #c2e17 #yasha nydoorin #op

Shitposting time!

#critical role #nein again #c2e17 #matt mercer #nott the brave #beauregard lionett #leopald winstaker

I've seen people point out how Taliesin struggled to adjust from Percy's whatever-you-do-stay-at-range build to the more up-close nature of a Bloodhunter, but this is the first time it's stuck out to me like a sore thumb. Molly was damn near useless in the first arena fight, despite having his rites activated, because he hung back and used Vicious Mockery(with the creature succeeding on most of its saves, resulting in no damage), perhaps the least optimal strategy available to him at the moment besides doing nothing.

#critical role #nein again #c2e17

harvest close—favorite quotes, no context

(gail) gag me with a spoon mrs. henderson. (mr. henderson) yes, gail. gag us all with a spoon.

(laura) the chest area? (matt) respecfully choosing words, laura! (sam) the titties!! (matt) past her heaping bosom? what do you want me to say?!

(beau) how was the new lady? was she nice, was she a bitch? (yasha) she gives you your drink, so i think it's a nice woman to me.

(fjord) two shit throws in a row. it can't get any fucking worse.

(matt) jester, yasha. how do you want to do this? (laura) we throw fjord.

(jester) i'm going to buy one for all of us. (nott) we have to share one?

(sam) you're making out with your god? gross.

(yasha) i don't like groups of people working together for a cause.

(yadaka) 20 gold pieces per fighter. groups of five to eight are allowed to enter. there are three rounds to this tournament. (jester) we'll have to leave one of our members— (beau) poor stan.

(sam) do you have a tramp stamp back there? (laura) just says "cobalt reserve." (sam) with an arrow pointing down.

(nott) i'm in a box!

(beau/marisha) i've had this dream.

(beau) they had real good teamwork. maybe we should come up with like special moves. (nott) like what? (molly) like heal.

(sam) i think laura is the best healer we've ever had.

#nein again #critical role #c2e17 #the mighty nein #cr cast #sam's ads #cr favorite quotes #op

harvest close and whispers of war are a GREAT set of episodes i must say. starts with fjord's triple nat ones and ends with "i'm going to tell you the story of how i murdered my mother and father." the range

#also first trent ikithon appearance and yasha is here the whole time #nein again #slowlyyyy catching up #c2e17 #c2e18