Laura: "What's the book?"
Matt: "It’s a poorly-written fiction about people at sea, searching for a new world."
*collective aaaaawwwwww*
Laura: "What's the name of it?"
Matt: "...The New World Searchers."
*collective laughter*
Matt: "When you turn to the back of the book, you realize the last 20 or so pages are blank. HE'S writing this!"
*collective 'oh no's and 'now I feel bad's *












