#c3psnoke

[c3psnoke]

FUCK R23PO SHIPPERS!

My god! How can you people ship such an abusive and problematic relationship?! Disgusting. Clearly, anyone supporting this ship is a racist/ homophobe and is ignoring the true relationship C3po should be in. R23po supporters, if you’re going to call me toxic for calling out a ship for what it really is, then block me, you’re really ignorant and support abuse. :)

[therealtechnobabble]

Heres to another two years of discourse! Let the shipping war continue!!!

[c3psnoke]

Does it count as necrophilia if a droid technically isn’t alive?

thanks @xaniaz (?)

[c3psnoke]

Can we talk about how this song is on C3PO's playlist on Spotify. (It's his official playlist btw, created by Disney)

Romeo and Juliet.

Lovers on either side of conflict.

C3po and Snoke. 

...Also that.

link C3psnoke confirmed :D :D :D

[c3psnoke]

Snokes sex dungeon

So there’s two torture chairs, one on each side; but one seems more guarded than the other... one for business. one for personal? #c3psnokeconfirmed

[c3psnoke]

When People say C3psnoke isn’t a real ship

gif from jedi-kill3r x

[c3psnoke]

I think this explains itself.

[c3psnoke]

WHATEVER YOU DO...

- Do NOT imagine Snoke holding his saber out towards R2, ready to attack full on.

- Do NOT imagine C3po jumping between Snoke and R2 trying to tell him to calm down and lower his weapon because she knows he won’t hurt her. - Do NOT imagine Snoke standing there trembling, with the only sounds around them being the crackling of his own saber. - And whatever you do, do NOT imagine Snoke slowly lowering that saber with tears in his eyes, dropping to his knees and feeling nothing but lost. Then having C3po kneel down before him and pulling him into an embrace to give him that comfort he had been searching for for so many years.

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