Dec 16, 2017
“Well lookie here...is that a lil mouse I see going round my whiskey? If you’re going to nab a bottle from me, you ought to be paying some sort of price. I can think of plenty.”
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“Well lookie here...is that a lil mouse I see going round my whiskey? If you’re going to nab a bottle from me, you ought to be paying some sort of price. I can think of plenty.”
(Jacob Banks)
What time was it? He couldn’t comprehend. His eyes refused to open at this hour. The same exact hour he woke up everyday, a quarter past five in the morning. Sunlight hadn’t filtered through the blinds yet birds were chirping. Yeah, those little rascals were awake; which meant Davy had to be too. It was some effort crawling out of bed to groggily facing his bathroom sink. A few splashes of water, a mouth rinse, and a pair of pants later and he was ready to face breakfast, half-awake. Curtains were pulled to allow sunlight to stream in, Davy sniffling as he stumbled towards his kitchen for ingredients to a very simple concoction: cereal and milk.
-whispers- thess/davy do it
big spoon/little spoon: I FEEL LIKE THESS WOULD BE THE BIG SPOON??
favorite non-sexual activity: Davy likes just watching movies or something together because then he doesn’t feel responsible for having to entertain
who uses all the hot water: Davy is actually very careful with how much water he uses so?? I’m not sure
most trivial thing they fight over: he would probably have Thess to wear clothes more cause its v distracting
who does most of the cleaning: Idk?? Davy is very neat so if he messes something up he will clean it right away
what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: Maybe Thess??
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Davy would he’d probably notice straight-away cause he’s v particular
who steals the blankets: Not Davy, at least if he can help it also Davy has a love-hate relationship with blankets like sometimes he finds it too hot and he’d rather sleep with nothing
who leaves their stuff around: Not Davy he picks up after himself pretty well
who remembers to buy the milk: Davy doesn’t really like milk?? so he would never remember to pick that up
who remembers anniversaries: Davy would and also he’d be very subtle with whatever he did to celebrate it would be a very small gesture
who cooks normally?: DAVY WOULD AND HE’D FORCE THESS TO EAT WITH HIM if he can cause he wants her to take care of herself better
how often do they fight?: IDK Davy’s like...very conscious of other people so the only time he’d argue with Thess is if she isn’t taking care of herself properly and he’d be worried?? lets be honest...he dotes he’s like a mother hen
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: He’d be working or painting, just generally keeping himself busy. Whatever he did before he met Thess tbh
nicknames for each other?: “Thessy”, “Ess”
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Davy would every single time
who steals the covers at night?: answered this
what would they get each other for gifts?: Davy would get Thess could weapons or stuff to practice with, basically anything to hone her skills and he’d practice with her tbh
who kissed who first?: omg idk has this happened yet i dont remember
who made the first move?: DAVY WITH HIS ILLICIT STARING
who remembers things?: Davy has a p good memory
who started the relationship?: I DONT KNOW DAVY MAYBE? OR THESS? BUT DAVY HIT ON THESS WAY BEFORE THEY GOT CLOSE FOR REAL
who cusses more?: Davy curses when he’s frustrated but beyond that he is as neat as his living space so Thess is probably the one with the mouth which he loves it tbh
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: HE WOULD GO IN A RAGE? I mean, Thess can take care of herself but he would fucking kill for her he would kill everyone in his vicinity
the parents obviously
big spoon/little spoon: DAVY WOULD BIG SPOON and then mad dog would big spoon Davy AND Vera ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
favorite non-sexual activity: EVERYTHING bc no sex but if Davy had to choose probably eating cause he likes watching Vera eat in a non creepy way ok
who uses all the hot water: DAVY what an asshole
most trivial thing they fight over: WHO HAS TO WASH CLOTHES and who smoked while doing it and left cigarette burns while hanging them to dry
who does most of the cleaning: Davy??? maybe??? thing is he wouldn’t want Vera to do anything that might get her overworked ok she is v precious to him and he doesn’t want her to overexert herself over anything if she doesn’t have to like Davy will clean everything Vera will sit and relax
what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: they have real-life entertainment like watching bar fights unfold
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Both?? i mean they wouldn’t be nice about it
who steals the blankets: DAVY. HES SO SELFISH
who leaves their stuff around: DAVY
who remembers to buy the milk: not Davy??? he is a very forgetful person
who remembers anniversaries: WHAT ANNIVERSARY? THE ANNIVERSARY OF THEIR SURVIVING TOGETHER?? Davy remembers that everyday cause he is v protective of mom he won’t let anyone come near her
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who cooks normally?: Not Davy but I bet Mad Dog would whip something up and they’d all eat that
how often do they fight?: they’d probably argue over business-related stuff but who doesn’t?
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: DAVY WORRIES HARDCORE LIKE IF VERA IS GONE TOO LONG LIKE “WHERE IS VERA WHERE IS SHE WHERE’S MY NOT-WIFE?”
nicknames for each other?: He’d probably call Vera “V”
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Davy doesn’t pay he intimidates
who steals the covers at night?: Davy
what would they get each other for gifts?: Davy would get Vera someone’s teeth like if it was a gold one he’d be like “this is for u”
who kissed who first?: DAVY GIVES VERA FOREHEAD KISSES AND CHEEK KISSES? LIKE VERY SMALL “I LOVE YOU” KISSES UR IMPORTANT TO ME
who made the first move?: Vera probably i mean she nursed Davy back to health
who remembers things?: KING REMEMBERS EVERYTHING MOM AND DAD FORGET ABOUT
who started the relationship?: polio
who cusses more?: they are both potty mouths
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: DAVY WOULD GO BALLISTIC AS IF HE ISNT ALREADY HE WOULD HUNT DOWN EVERY SINGLE PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR VERA GETTING HURT
Davy smells like flowers.
Davy: Tfw Mad Dog leaves you a present on ur office desk in the form of someone’s severed limb
Headcanon that...apparently if Davy views you as family you’re his weakness. See: viewing King as his son and Vera as his sister.