‘This is getting off to a great start... Sergent Kill Joy doing his job once again’ Del thought to herself, bottle of whiskey in hand. ‘He never said anything about not drinking here though,’ traipsing into the living room where he-who-never-has-fun was camped out. “If you’re not going to enjoy yourself - or let me - while we’re here, I might as well get used to this ...” Delphine pouted, grabbing a book from in front of Derek. Dramatically sitting on the floor in her pajamas, the agent started leafing through a detailed history of Lyons. She wasn’t sure why the Director made them partners on this case. They were the pair to keep separated at all costs. A swig from her bottle and a page turned, the brunette looked up at her captor and fake paramour. God, she really couldn’t stand him.
“You know, everyone back at the agency wouldn’t think you had such a stick up your ass if you weren’t so high and mighty.”, the woman grumbled, sipping once again. Flip. Swig. Sassy side eye. “I know this isn’t ideal, but I don’t want to be here anymore than you do. The least we can do is try to not kill each other. I need alcohol to deal with you and these weird backwoods stoners.” Standing up, Del went into their far too perfect kitchen and grabbed a shot glass.
“You don’t have to drink it, hell, you can take your scowl and your stick and tell me where to shove it. But...I’m putting this here because you actually can have fun. I don’t need to be a part of your fun. But for fuck’s sake Chadwick, loosen up the tie.” She placed it on the table next to him and made her way to the terrace.