I am not going to have a lot of time for what I planned to do on Tumblr tonight. I am behind on my chores, I still have to complete the steps for my fitness tracker, and the dinner I am making is basic hamburgers without anything special to show off. Still, I didn't want to post *nothing*, so I decided to do a little quick storytelling.
This is the story of how I established dominance by accidentally setting myself on fire.








