Why in the bloody hell are all new cable modem routers FUCKING TOWERS?? They're fucking UGLY! I want a nice sleek, flat, lay-down, antennae-out creature. Not some tall, thin, fall-over-easy POS that's got nothing to show for it.
My service says my current modem is no longer supported, even though it still works (mostly OK) for now, but trying to find a new one in a style I like… FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE! Bring back the lay-down, antennae-out creatures, stupid bitches!
Also, for those that don't have a built-in wireless router, I shouldn't have to buy a SEPARATE FUCKING DEVICE just to get a goddamn wireless connection! IT SHOULD BE BUILT IN ON ALL OF THEM!
FUCK YOU! to all the modem / router makers!













