AND TO THINK S4 OF CABLE GIRLS WAS ACTUALLY PALATABLE COMPARED TO THE EPIC SUCKFEST OF EPICALLY DISASTROUS PROPORTIONS THAT IS FUCKING S5
1) Everytime Lidia screams "You're despicable" to Carlos (man of my heart) I hate her a little bit more. Because come on, woman. YOU left him. YOU took your baby girl and left him via a fucking LETTER and then refused to tell him where you were and you expect him to be okay??? For 7 years?! You were his entire world!
2) Everyone should stop saying "It's your fault" to Carlos because there is nothing I hate more than people who blame other people for the shittiness in their shitty lives. (Francisco you spineless little shit I'm looking at you)
3) Carlos is La Única Persona in the whole fucking series who gets fucking slapped all the time and yet stands there and takes it and ALSO accepts blame and admits faults (even where it wasn't his fault) without even trying to shift blame anywhere.
4) When Lidia cut off the phone line before Carlos could even say ONE FUCKING WORD to his daughter I just about lost all respect I had for her.
5) I'm so upset and bloody pissed with this whole shitfest of a fucking fuck season I feel like I've wasted years of my life that I will never get back and this is UNFORGIVABLE.
6) Did they have to stamp Carlos into the dirt anymore? Set him up to be the Villain to Rule All Villains, a turncoat spy for the Fascists, a rubbish father, and then the piece de resistance they fucking blew his brains out in the MOST inhumane way -- literally I cannot. I just jeezus fucking christ, cannot condone what they did to the sweetest, the kindest; one of the best written characters on the show who had such a complex well-developed arc and basically DUMPED his body in the most disrespectful way possible like a piece of meat for Carlos haters and Francisco stans to laugh at.
The Disrespect. I cannot.
I'm so done with this show and to think I was so hyped to watch it after the season aired is just laughable. And they released it on Valentine's Day???? What part of it is romantic?! Fuck you very much.
8) The aesthetics this season were my favourite and figures they had to go ruin everything by killing off the ONE thing they were supposed to protect goddamit all to hell
9) What they did to Oscar was heartbreaking and completely unnecessary
10) kudos to Marga and Pablo's storyline. See now THAT'S an example of good writing and reminded me of better times in S1 and S2 where everything was written to further plots and developed characters in a well thought out arc!
Whatever. Screw you you bastards. You took a good thing and made it shit. I won't be continuing with the stupid final part of the season and a pox on you for making me lose a night's beauty sleep angsting over Carlos's vicious, violent, cruel and unnecessary death.
Screw you for killing him in the most clumsy, dishonourable, ignoble way possible. And screw you for mucking up what was the best ship I've had in a really long time.
N.B. Special mention to Francisco's Charlie Chaplin moustache, like no hombre, that's not working for you lmao, but if you wanna go ahead and make Carlos look gorgeous in comparison then who am I to stop you.













