#cackling*

[clarkslex]

OUAT 5x14 is so fucking funny whoever wrote it must have been in a mood when they did like rumple saying “all 45 of you are gonna go down there?” And the entire thing with him introducing mila and emma. and then cruella being like “I’m not saying it’s bambi’s iconic dead mother but I’m not saying it’s not” like I keep laughing out loud

[ragnarokhound]

Treat or treat 🎃

Happy Halloween! I'm basing this on some AMAZING art I heard someone commissioned... :^) (link is to the artist's instagram post!)

Jason hates everything about today. The fact that he's been stuck with Tim Drake for most of it is absolutely a contributing factor, but that's a workable problem. He's been craving violence anyway. But what should have been a bust so typical it would have been boring has become the worst take-the-tiny-version-of-yourself-to-work day in the fucking multiverse. (He'd laughed at Dick when he'd described Nite-mite to Jason. Let the record show that he regrets nothing; but he's getting a little bit of rue on nevertheless.) "You might think Red Robin's hot now, but you have got to see this guy in action!" the fucking imp is cackling at Tim's tiny, grinning counterpart. Red-mite's jabbing a cartoonishly-sized, gloved thumb Jason's way, like a drag racer talking up his tricked out sports car. Why does Tim get a precious little scamp with the most pinchable cheeks ever seen following him around, while Jason gets stuck with this sharp-toothed piece of shit? Jason's mini-me is a biter. Tim is still smirking at him, clearly smug that he's got the better nigh-omnipotent fanboy. But Jason is interrupted before he can move this conversation along a more productive, getting-rid-of-the-inter-dimensional-parasites route. "Do you think they'll kiss?" Tim's not-so-precious little scamp whispers gleefully, and between managing his own blue-screen, ERROR 404;; reaction to the words-- Jason at least gets the satisfaction of watching the pretender's face turn violently red as he chokes on that stupid smirk of his. It's a good look on him.

Disclaimer: I know nothing about the Mite's potentially canon personalities lmao

(For the trick or treat ask game! Send me a trick or treat ask and I'll share jaytim WIP snippets, or new 3-sentence -paragraph fics, etc :^) through the 31st!)

[calamitouscynic]

*casts a gay little spell that sets your bones on fire*

FOOLISH

[endernightmare]

I'm. Crying. Bees cant consent.

[alienheaux]

have u and tyler ever fucked

WHAT THE FUCK.