#cactusplays

[gigglincactus]

Ok so uuuuh I'm playing Skyrim again and I had no idea you could keep people following you while they wait for their quest to be completed. There's 6 following me omg.

Problem is, it's a pain in the ass to get inside closed rooms since these NPCs are a PAIN. Also there's a dog and woah I wanna die. Had to get a few mods so it would stop pushing me off every damn cliff.

Another problem is that I have to keep reloading previous save files because the idiots following me sometimes hit each other. Then they will keep trying to murder themselves. Idk why, but it's always the dog, and the dog can't die.

I'm gonna do more quests so I can have more derpy NPCs following me around until I am actually unable to play this godforsaken game.

[cactusxberries]

I’m making chicken saltimbocca. Such an exciting journal entry, right? Why did I even write this for my journal? I’m such a goof.

[cactusxberries]

What’s wrong Cosmo? You want some attention from mommy? Awww I love you sweetheart.

[cactusxberries]

Fixing the sink’s plumbing...it had an issue like so much else here.

[gigglincactus]

I STOPPED TO TAKE PROMPTO'S DAMNED PHOTO WHILE TAKING CARE OF THAT DAMN SNAKE BC OH NO HE CANT TAKE PICTURES SOMEHWERE ELSE IT HAS TO BE THERE. THEN AFTER 5H IN-GAME AND WE FINALLY GET ON THE ROAD, THE FUCKER STARTS COMPLAINING THAT HE'S "PRETTY BEAT" AND WANTS TO GO TO BED SOON. FUCK YOU IT'S YOUR FAULT WE WASTED THAT TIME TO TAKE THE SAME GODDAMN PHOTO OF THE SAME GODDAMN PLACE FOR THE FIFTIETH TIME. IF IT WASN'T FOR THAT WE WOULD ALL BE SLEEPING ALREADY, SO WE KEEP GOING EVEN IF IGNIS STARTS COMPLAINING TOO. BUT OF COURSE I GET INTERRUPTED FIVE TIMES FOR GODDAMN DAEMONS EVERYWHERE. AND THEN ON TOP OF ALL THIS, HE DIES. HE'S A LEVEL 120 FUCKING CHARACTER THAT STILL FUCKING DIES OVER SOME SHITTY LOW LEVEL ENEMIES. I'VE HAD ENOUGH I'M NOT WASTING SHIT ON YOU. STAY DEAD ON THE FLOOR WHILE I RUN OVER YOU AND GO TO FUCKING BED.

[gigglincactus]

Prompto I know you're in pain but could you please stop gasping every five goddamn seconds??

[gigglincactus]

I'm gonna cry noctis that was SO RUDE

[gigglincactus]

So it's a... Game festival inside a game????