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angelo: everyone seems to like caerwyn for his "personality"

angelo: but for me its that dump truck ass

[rurik, caerwyn, and angelo at a party]

party-goer™: oh what a pretty lady

rurik: thank you

party-goer™: which one of you gentlemen is third-wheeling?

rurik: that would be the pretty lady

angelo: i guess you could say i've. . .fallen for you [winks]

caerwyn: you literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs how are you even alive-

caerwyn: why are you two always out during thunderstorms?

paige: its peaceful and refreshing and i love the smell of fresh raindrops

angelo: paige bet me 2 bonbons that i couldn't get struck by lightning and shes WRONG

emily: that’s it! no more talking about caerwyn!

angelo: but you told me to get it out of my system …

emily: i didn’t realize how much you had!

caerwyn: i think we should get married.

angelo: but-

caerwyn: soon.

angelo: … are you pregnant?

caerwyn: angelo’s instinct is to reach for alcohol before any other type of beverage

caerwyn: this morning i watched him pour wine into his cereal instead of milk

caerwyn: he didn’t even realize until after he ate some

caerwyn, hiking: man, it's beautiful out here today. i love mother nature!

angelo, out of breath: MOTHER NATURE'S A WHORE

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