#cafern

[irishthings]

I've found what really makes you crank up your stereotype level is living somewhere other than Ireland. When I go home I'm grand but in England I practically snort a leprechaun, throw shamrocks at everyone and leave this plane to become a potato and I've no idea why.

I think it’s a real determination to hold onto your identity when you’re somewhere unfamiliar. I definitely found that when I moved to the city my unspecified Munster accent got stronger the longer I stayed. 

[sculk-research-team]

Are you craving some coffee with your chaos? Even though that's probably a bad idea, the CAFERN is here to help!

I am writing this through a massive fucking headache but who cares. nihilism is in full swing and we're aggressively advertising for healing purposes

Welcome to Season 10's Cafern! Yes, it's been around for a while, but we didn't really advertise much.

The Cafern is, as the name suggests, a combination of a cafe and a tavern, and it is located in a replica of the former Pharmacy™, although admittedly with far less sculk. The main focus is on providing food and beverages, but there are some potions that we will make for you.

Due to some ghostly shenanigans that have recently occurred, Avid and I might not be behind the counter as much, but we will be back as soon as possible.

Enjoy the stained glass windows in the front of the building as you sip on one of our delicious drinks! Have a terrifying conversation about mortality and Change as you enjoy a small snack!

for the love of the gods if you break anything i will FIGHT YOU and you don't want to go up against me motherfu—

HAVE A GREAT DAY! COME VISIT!

I will return to regularly scheduled Horrors™ as soon as I'm not battling a migrane.