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I mean I wish I had a better story for ya but honestly it was just that simple. Ma’s never been the most attentive pony I guess. We were visiting one of her fancy friends and yada yada I dunno I saw berries I ate berries They weren’t berries I didn’t sleep for two weeks It was pretty great ~Caffy

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@jameshoppy ٩(•౪•٩) Caffy: Glad somepony finally gets to enjoy my fave. This one’s on the house. Now when you feel all the blood rush to ya hooves just give ‘em a shake, and when it feels like ya brain flipped upside down you’ll wanna take another sip but give it a minute for it to settle in ya bones. Kay?

Teacup: Oh no. It’s happening. Spot! Spot: On it! Teacup: Are you filming this??? Spot: Heck yeah! Teacup: .... Spot: Oh you meant the paper thing yeah? Teacup: The liability waiver. Yes. Quickly PLEASE.

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Colour refs for the Cafe staff

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Full Profiles coming soon

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Teacup: What in Equestria is happening in here? Spot: So there’s this documentary-  Caffy: Cartoon Spot: Called Voltrot Rocky: Um- Spot: And all these ponies stack up in a pile right? And they- Rocky: UM?! Spot: hang on hang on Teacup: Moon Rock, are you alright? Spot: Totes fine. So you know, Teapot, come be the other arm Teacup: .... Caffy: I’m the arm Teacup: And Rocky is the leg? Shouldn’t there be another? Spot: You’re over thinking this! Just get up here with Buzz butt and lets do this! Rocky: Please. Don’t. Teacup: I’m... I’m not even sure where to start with this.

˚ᆺ˚ Thanks for the terrifying concept @reversal-mushroom but I’m not sure anyone is ready for that

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Cafe Buzz is open for business (despite the wishes of the manager) Welcome everypony ~<3

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