#caiman talks

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Bored AF right now so feel free to send me drawing requests for MSM Monsters in the Outside Helpers artstyle

Also feel free to send OCs if you want

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Got this empty Pokémon tin case thing from my brother cuz he’s moving out, what should I put in it/use it for?

Your options are:

Rock collection storage

Tabletop RPG stuff (dice, minis, etc.)

Pencil case/art supplies

Put Pokémon cards in it you fool

Fill it with random garbage and trinkets

Legos

Bakugan

Other (put your answer in the tags)

Who cares about your stupid tin? Gimme the results!

Voting ended onJul 28, 2023

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Girl help how do I usher in the Era of Monsters?

Both the corporate elites and the government have proven themselves to be untrustworthy and I don’t think trying to reason with them is gonna work, so turning all the working-class citizens into cool monsters will finally give us the ability to stop them.

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Good

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It’s my birthday today :)

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Here’s my full haul of my most recent Itemlabel order!

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Time for your daily dose of Sonic GP lore!

Chaos Energy, Chaos Emeralds, and Chaos Radiation

Chaos Energy is a form of powerful supernatural energy that flows throughout Gaia Prime. Chaos Energy itself however has a rather tragic origin, you see, Chaos Energy is actually created from the souls of dead Mobians, and knowing that humanity was kinda partially if not entirely to blame for the extinction of the Mobians, it doesn’t take a genius to imagine the sheer amount of Mobian lives had been lost in order to make Chaos Energy as powerful as it is today. 

Arguably the most powerful sources of Chaos Energy are a set of seven legendary gems known as the Chaos Emeralds. These are a set of highly sought-after relics said to grant limitless power to anyone who possesses them, a single emerald can supposedly turn thoughts into power, allowing the user to draw from the stone’s seemingly limitless energy and preform incredible feats such as warping reality to their will and producing powerful blasts of energy. Gathering all seven emeralds is said to cause miracles, and some individuals (specifically Faunoids) can use the Emerald’s power to achieve a higher state more commonly known as a “Super form”, allowing the user to achieve godlike powers including but not limited to flight, enhanced forms of their natural abilities, unlimited access to reality-altering power, and the ability to share this incredible power with others. Thankfully for us one cannot reasonably remain in a Super form indefinitely, as this power requires a significant amount of the user’s energy to maintain, the form can be maintained by absorbing rings and using their energy, but constantly collecting these rings is often unreasonable for most. When one exits the Super form, the seven emeralds will disperse again, restarting the hunt for these mystical jewels, though seeing how Chaos Energy and by extension the Chaos Emeralds are formed from the souls of millions if not billions of dead Mobian souls, use of this energy unsurprisingly has a few, side-effects…

Chaos Radiation is a strange byproduct of Chaos Energy usage, known to have strange effects on all manner of beings. In humans Chaos Radiation causes disturbing hallucinations, those exposed to it often describing these delusions as “a horrifically mangled and disturbing hellscape of anguish, ungodly suffering and unfathomable malice and spite”, which is honestly not too surprising considering the fact that humans were at least partially responsible for the Mobian’s extinction. Faunoids and Chao seem to take the Radiation a bit better, and often seem to absorb at least trace amounts of it into their bodies, though this Radiation will oftentimes, change them…

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More Sonic GP lore for y’all, this time about the now-extinct aliens that I talked about in the first of these lore posts!

Mobians

The Mobians were a race of aliens who hailed from the planet Primorus, which is currently fused with the earth as the planet Gaia Prime. They were a mystical race of psychic beasts that came in a myriad of forms that some may consider strange. A few traits that all Mobians had in common include the ability to communicate via telepathy, the presence of multiple eyes (Mobians typically had 3 or more), the ability to absorb mystical energies as sustenance, and a “Void Pouch”, a specialized pouch-like part similar to that of a Kangaroo that leads to a sort of pocket dimension that the Mobian would use to store things, in most Mobian varieties the Void Pouch was typically situated on the belly.

So how did the Mobians go extinct? Exactly how you’d think they would. Humans were being humans and liked to wipe out anything that didn’t either look like themselves or looked “cute”, unfortunately most Mobians didn’t fit either of those 2 criteria so the humans ruthlessly hunted them down. The ones that did survive slowly evolved to repress their more alien aspects, in the process slowly evolving into beings that resembled humanoid versions of familiar earth animals, eventually these Mobian descendants became their own separate species that we now know today as Faunoids.