Adventures in Odyssey as Vines but I Aparently was going to make a text post before I decided to just learn video editing
Connie taking a pic of the Whit's end gang: Can you guys say Colorado?
Mitch flying by on skis: I'm A GiRaFfE
Jay Smouse: I'm going to be famous 😏
Dwayne: I was thinking I could do some magic
Julie: You? Magic? Charles, it says TALENT show.
Donna chasing Boswell: Well hello Mr. Kitty! Can I pet the kitty? Where is she going!? Kitty come back her Mr. Kitty where are you GOING!
Jay: if I had a penny for every time I wasn't cool I would have no pennies 😎
Doris: I thought you were going to do the dishes
Bart: I thought you wanted to do that?
Doris: 😁hehe you were wrong
Chris: Hey mailman what do you got
Randal: just this letter *hold up the letter A*
The letter A: Johnathan I don't love you anymore
Grady: Daddy?
Wooton: Do I look--?
Alex: Let me see what you have
Cal: A knife!
Alex: NO!
Issac: Stop saying I look like chicken little. He's dumb and a coward and I'm NOT a COWARD!
Valerie: Hey everybody! Today my brother pushed me so I'm starting a Kickstarter to put him down. The benefits of killing him is that I would get pushed way less...
Eugene: Actually, we have a chip reader now
Bernard: *holds up a dorito*
Eugene: Oh it doesn't work for that kind of chi...
Computer: transaction completed
Dale Jacobs: What’s the best kind of fire work to buy?
Jared: Wouldn't you like to know weather boy?
Dale Jacobs: ... where are your parents?
Eugene: 🎵Hey! I think you’re really cool. I like you a lot🎵 maybe we can hang out or something...
Isaac when he was trying to be bad: this coffee is bitter. Like my soul. We need some thing black! Like my soul. It's cold! Like my soul
Rodney P. Rathbone: I was in the third grade😭 and everybody treated me like a criminal 😭 BECAUSE I KILLED SOMEBODY 🔫
Jay: *blows kiss*
Zoey: *grabs kiss and stuffs it in a blender*
Bridget: I don't need friends they disappoint me.
Polehaus: Every time you yell at your kids, put a quarter in your no yelling sock, and soon you'll have a weapon to bea--