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cal-trans replied to your photoset “wildconcrete: Found at a garage sale”
Explain the straight guy thing
“Okay, I’m not gay, but...” “I’m not GAY, I just...” “It’s NOT gay it’s..”
getting very offended if someone implies they’re not straight.
That’s how I feel when someone tells me to try an electric guitar
cal-trans replied to your post “At this bachelor party, someone made a reference to my partner and the...”
Why talk about me at Steves bachelor party tho
I don’t even remember what it was because I was half asleep because I basically didn’t sleep the whole time
but somebody said something to which someone replied that I’d probably be hanging out with Calvin.
Gloria, Dream Sky, Country of Sweets, Fancy Paper Dolls, Royal Cards, Glass Bottle of Tears, Wonder Party, Sugar Dream Dome, Dreamy Dollhouse, Memorial Cake lmao
Gloria: Name a very rare item that you would love to own. oh gosh, I don’t even know right now. I’m drawing a blank.
Dream Sky: Have you ever seen a shooting star?lots of them.
Country of Sweets: What countries would you like to visit? AustraliaCanadaMexicoRussiaEnglandPeruChina
Fancy Paper Dolls: What accessories would come with a doll version of you?alternate hats, a guitar or mandolin, cat companion, notebook, a handkerchief. Also as far as I know, you, Calvin, are the only person who has figured out all the stuff I carry on me on a regular basis and I’m not gonna ruin it.
Royal Cards: Name a game you are really good at.I’d be hard pressed to say I”m good at anything besides sleeping, improv and making animals love me. I especially wouldn’t say I”m good at a game!
Glass Bottle of Tears: What, without fail, makes you cry?I don’t like talking about things I like that people don’t know about me, because the first rule is don’t bring attention to them, but I do like that no one has seen me cry or knows what would make me cry. Shoot, I don’t even know what would make me cry most of the time.
Wonder Party: Favourite type of tea?Right now it’s rooibos
Sugar Dream Dome: What do you like most about Winter?the crispness of the air and how years transition into other years.
Dreamy Dollhouse: Describe your room with just 5 words.messy, memorized, warm, incredibly private
Memorial Cake: What is your ideal romantic experience? my ideal experience with anyone is that natural, organic kind of, hard to explain, hard to recreate way people kid of vibe and connect with each other, laughing together, dancing together, singing together, being effortlessly comfortable with each other. I feel weird saying that I don’t give much of a shit about the Romance of it per se, especially when I”m so entrenched in a romance, but connections between people are the dopest thing.
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26. Best thing that has ever happened to you?Being born, for sure. I definitely lucked out on that one.
27. Something you would change about yourself?I would be, like, good at things. Have social skills. Be able to finish projects. I don’t have telekinesis and that really sucks.
33. Best day of your life?it’s hard to choose! September 1, 2014 was pretty cool. Most July 4ths, Most Halloweens. last St. Patrick’s day was pretty special.
cal-trans replied to your post:where all the olympics watching parties at though?
Do you wanna watch with me?
OF COURSE I DO
cal-trans replied to your post “[[MOR] I would definitely like to know why A. there were no pokemon...”
DID YOU FIND OUT???
Everybody already knew I’m always (s)O Positive!
cal-trans replied to your post “ask meme: why is Marlon a HUGE piece of shit not hanging out at Matt's”
It's my fault and I ain't sorry ��☕️
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2. least favourite colour(s)?the short answer is purple, but I REALLY don’t want to spend months compiling and learning the names of my exact least favorite colors.
8. favourite instrumental track(s)?This is really hard. some favorites are Kenny Dorham’s Blue Bossa, Chopin’s Nocturne Op 9 No 2, Mozart’s Symphony 40 (both because I’m a basic classical bitch), and pretty much anything Beethoven and Tchaikovsky.
9. favourite non-musical sound?Laughter, Voices talking, That thing Bob Ross does when he hits the paintprush on the easel leg, you know, when he’s like “and beat the devil out of it” basically every sound on Bob Ross’s show.
12. favourite scent?Food with cooked celery and onions, most baked goods, and no one needs to know how much I’d hate myself for actually telling people I love how my significant other smells. Because really from a third person perspective, just thinking about writing it makes me want to punch myself in the throat. very hard. like, go be disgusting on your own time.
19. do you enjoy any unusual food combinations that others find unappealing?I don’t know as much about other people as I would like to.
26. do you ever feel like you have a sixth sense? in what way(s)?Yes. Absolutely. Like in the way that the five sense model is deeply flawed and unscientific and people definitely have way more senses than that. like being able to sense temperature (which is different than touch) and the ability to sense gravity and motion. Sense of balance. SO MANY!30. have you witnessed any “miracles” or strange coincidences?Ugh, I guess I have to go right from criticising something as unscientific to talking about my weird beliefs and supernatural experiences or whatever.
Well partially, I consider the entirety of existence to be miraculous and most of the things I’ve seen that I consider amazing aren’t things that happen hugely, or suddenly, or in a how-did-that-happen-ish way. Because most of the time, God works gradually. They’re just things that complete that most important task of getting better.Also, my whole life is FULL of strange coincidences or synchronicity or kismet or whatever you want to call it. Like almost exclusively, which makes it hard to single anything out. But like, in the year 2015, everything I asked God for happened, like getting a job, friends getting jobs, friends getting places to stay, seeing Kanye, not getting fired, all kinds of stuff. Basically it feels like my whole life the universe has been conspiring for my benefit and I really want to pay it back but there’s too much and I’m not that good of a guy. It’s some real 23rd Psalm-assed shit.
