Feb 27, 2024
{🧁} - "What's a guy need to do to get a good dicking around here??"
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{🧁} - "What's a guy need to do to get a good dicking around here??"
Caleb being jealous of Mittens RIP
𝐔𝐍𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐃
@ryusxnka asked: What do bees like with their sushi? - Wasa-bee!
That was bad and you should feel bad.
THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD KSJDJDJDN
Ofc Caleb’s gonna go sneak out to see Astrid (or at least where she lives, if he decides to just stand outside her house all tragic). At least leave a note on your pillow or something so that if you SUDDENLY NEVER RETURN HOME your friends will know where to start looking.
i heard eodwulf is shredded
Caleb: “My friend, Jester....”
Me:
She pushed just after the ‘one’ and Caleb shrieked, unprepared. He hadn’t expected her to do this, he’d been prepared for the three, not one-and-a-half.
He drew a ragged breath, slumping against her, and groaned, sobbed, his lungs empty again. “D-danke-”
@omniaxmutantur
“You would of stiffened up and made it difficult if I had actually done it on three, Caleb.”
She has no problems holding him up, arms holding him just tight enough. A hand reaching up to brush through auburn hair and soft lips pressing against his forehead
A few words of comfort are spoken to help the pain with her spell. Not a lot, but just enough to take the edge off.