#calechip rambles

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ten years from now you're going to look in the mirror and you're going to find wrinkles on your face that you'll swear weren't there yesterday. you're going to find grays among your regular hair color and you'll feel parts of your body that you didn't know you had because of the pain. you're going to see and feel every sign of age and wear and tear from the ten years of constant living and you're going to be fine. you're going to feel fine. because all those imperfections and scars are proof that you are still here. that you survived and lived and loved. because you kept going

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absolutely heartbreaking there are no fanfic actually writing out the hypothetical scenario where the roles are reversed, roran is taken and katrina has to save him. eragon fandom get it together

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yes yes alastor is aroace and the people in the fandom who are treating him like he's allo are annoying. now can we have a discussion about why alastor seems to be the only aroace character in popular media

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thinking about the life series winners as great, cosmic beings who attach their identity to a celestial object close to home in order to stay where it's familiar. grian, as the first winner, chose what seemed most fitting. his light bathes the solar system in warmth and electromagnetic radiation. Scott followed his example and chose similarly, his whirling constellations visible in the night when grian is gone. Pearl chose based on her name, and Tilly has been immortalized in the moon. Martyn, ever the attack dog, chose the bringer of war, the Red Planet. Cleo is uninterested in being even that far from the world she loves, so she bound herself to the hearts of those who walk the earth. scar, like Cleo, loved his earth too much to leave, so he chose the earth itself to be his anchor.

and then there's Joel. They told him that he could choose any object in the universe to anchor himself to, but he doesn't care for space. and, well, he does like his car.

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@staff is fixing my phone addiction one shitty ui change at a time. i think i'll pretty much exclusively be reblogging from desktop until they change the ui back

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garlic and basil rice cooking in the rice cooker as i type this. the house smells so goddamn good

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somewhere out there is a Tumblr blog run by a non-australian pretending to be an Australian and to this end, they schedule all their posts to post when they're asleep, follow Australian news, engage with Australian media, and complain about the hot weather in January. I know this in my heart of hearts because if I had this stupid idea then surely someone else did too

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i need a new mouse 😩