#cali ic!

[wrath-bound-trio]

"Ok, i can understand how you'd be able to eat a wolf or a bear.... But how on earth would you be able to eat a spider? They're just too small! What, would it be like eating crab or something but tinier?"

[archive-of-the-guild]

@oflostinfound from here:

"Congrats! Now...."

"....Want me to tell you what you win?"

[wrath-bound-trio]

Cali holds up a plate of homemade chicken fettuccini alfredo. "You want some? It's fresh."

[wrath-bound-trio]

Likeable Person Test

".........."

[wrath-bound-trio]

"Ooooooohhhhh prettyyyy....."

[wrath-bound-trio]

@shatteredminds asked: Let Az join the cursed fact club

"If I really wanted to I could knock up a woman from a race that lactate when pregnant and suck on her tittys for the rest of our lives. Breastmilk is a byproduct of blood after all."

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Honestly, that wasn't really all that more cursed than the last one. Instead, Cali's brain focuses on one particular thing that was said.

"............There's races of people that don't lactate when pregnant?"

[archive-of-the-guild]

The Beginning

Problems at home (Related Headcanon: Slightly triggering content mention)

Not long after meeting (NSFPC)

Egg and Recipe (Reasons to go home)

Returning Home (I NEED TO WRITE THIS BITCH 😢😭)

[archive-of-the-guild]

"....."

"Hey hun. What'cha up to?"

"You know how humans can summon demons to the human world right?"

"Kinda. i've heard of somethin' like that but i don't know much."

"Well, i'm trying to see if it's possible to summon a human to Hell. You know, see if it can work both ways."

"...I feel like you could get in trouble for something like that.....Is that a good idea?"

"Probably not." Proceeds to add a drop of his blood to a weird summoning circle that has a lot of symbols supposedly coinciding with humans.