Saw a big ass spider in my living room, my arachnophobia rendered me unable to squish it with my father’s big shoe so I tried to sick my dog on it to no avail, it went under the couch and in my panic to get to the stairs I slammed my toe so hard against the corner of a wall that I cut and bruised it
So another reason as to why I wouldn’t be able to hack it in Australia listen closely and you can hear the exact moment I threw my foot against the wall in a panic










