ALSO thoughts on izzy being in the middle while they sleep but because he's smaller than both stede and ed he's not really visible to someone looking over from the door unless you already know he's there. yk that vine that's like the guy comes in and says wake up sleepyhead and then two guys sit up in the bed and the cameraman is like omg. that but someone comes in to wake up the captains and it seems like there are two captains there, in an awkward but snuggly-ish position. totally normal thing to find. but then when they actually say hey wake up, izzy fucken undertaker sits up in the middle kaslfkjksjlskf.
my thoughts are that I fucking love this and died laughing while reading it, thank you
it has to be Lucius waking them up though, right? it's the only way that works, given his track record of walking in on things he shouldn't be seeing
Izzy's fucking livid, but Stede and Ed cannot stop laughing. Lucius is frozen in the doorway. Izzy's threatening to take the knife from under his pillow, leap out and gut the poor man. I think the only thing stopping him is the fact that he unfortunately did not redress himself after their evening, uh, activities, and does not need a new nickname from the crew if he chases Lucius across the ship with only a knife and a scowl on his face. (Rookie mistake really, sleeping nude aboard a ship, but then again, Bonnet and Ed had been rather distracting that evening).
