#poor lucius

[yuecrafter]

Ya’ll I haven’t worked this fast in my life.

OFMD S2E5 SPOILERS BELOW YOU’D BEEN WARNED.

[sarcasmcloud]

Buttons + wanting to eat people - Our Flag Means Death s01

[second-hand-heaven]

ALSO thoughts on izzy being in the middle while they sleep but because he's smaller than both stede and ed he's not really visible to someone looking over from the door unless you already know he's there. yk that vine that's like the guy comes in and says wake up sleepyhead and then two guys sit up in the bed and the cameraman is like omg. that but someone comes in to wake up the captains and it seems like there are two captains there, in an awkward but snuggly-ish position. totally normal thing to find. but then when they actually say hey wake up, izzy fucken undertaker sits up in the middle kaslfkjksjlskf.

my thoughts are that I fucking love this and died laughing while reading it, thank you

it has to be Lucius waking them up though, right? it's the only way that works, given his track record of walking in on things he shouldn't be seeing

Izzy's fucking livid, but Stede and Ed cannot stop laughing. Lucius is frozen in the doorway. Izzy's threatening to take the knife from under his pillow, leap out and gut the poor man. I think the only thing stopping him is the fact that he unfortunately did not redress himself after their evening, uh, activities, and does not need a new nickname from the crew if he chases Lucius across the ship with only a knife and a scowl on his face. (Rookie mistake really, sleeping nude aboard a ship, but then again, Bonnet and Ed had been rather distracting that evening).

[mikimeiko]

Our Flag Means Death | 1x06. The Art of F**kery

[cheers-mdears]

Imagine Lucius presenting Ed with the red silk in s2 as a peace offering and it directly parallels him giving Jim their knife. Which is to say: Ed kisses him in thanks

How does Black Pete react?

He parallels Olu by being kinda jealous of Lucius

He needs to "excuse himself" immediately ;)

He faints/he has to sit down

He bluescreens

He glances nervously at Stede

He rushes to Lucius' side as emotional support

He laments dramatically that he didn't get to see it

A secret eighth thing

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2023

[frogpirates]

end of episode 2 be like

[ekezable]

Lucius left the chat

[endlessblackbeard]

Every time Lucius tries to sneak back onto the ship