#calini

[xeniacalini]

#summer2018 #greekislands #mykonos #syros#sxinousa#youandme #mycaptain #couple #happy#greece #calini#xeniacalini @xeniacalini @polykandriotis_g8 (στην τοποθεσία Blue Star Patmos)

[xeniacalini]

#travel #greece#greekislands #-20kg#inonemonth#gastricsleeve #sohappy#withmyman#couple#withmycaptain #mykonos#summer2018#calini#xeniacalini @xeniacalini @polykandriotis_g8

[pricktheblighter]

Calini is also Jedi Master Luke Skywalker in a comparison so obvious I feel dumb I didn’t put the dots together earlier. Both have dads who killed their mom in a fit of rage, Anakin killed Padame while turning to the Dark Side of the Force, Sceloni killed his unnamed wife in a fit of jealous rage. Both men were also raised by other families, Calini was raised by the man who presumably found him in the ocean after Sceloni left Calini there. Leia was left with the affluent Organa family of Alderaan and became a Princess. Luke got left with his Uncle Owen (A name so regular it sounds out of place in Star Wars) to become a Moisture Farmer in Tatooine, left with the same last name as his insane supervillain dad, because Fuck Luke Skywalker I guess. Both fathers also turn to religion to cope with what they’ve done. Anakin becomes a devout Sith Lord and adopts the moniker of Darth Vader, Sceloni retreats to a monastery to become a monk. Also, both fathers wanted to kill their sons and held them captive until their true identities are revealed. But while Sceloni let Calini walk off scot free to chase the girl of his dream, Luke gets a severed hand for all his troubles. Both fathers also atone for their sins, Sceloni goes away to spend the rest of his life at the monastery, while Vader threw Space Hitler down a shaft to his death. (Talk about 1-upping)

[witherandslither2u]

My family: *brother asks Magic eight ball* Are your answers lies? Magic Eight ball- most likely *all the sibs* AAAAAAAH *one of the kids* can we play with the eight ball now? NO ITS THE BIG KIDS TURN!!!!!

[witherandslither2u]

So my sister was making French toast and asked me "how many toast do you want?" I wasn't paying attention so I heard "how many toes do you want" I replied "all ten..." Then she said "okay... But how many are you going to eat?" And I said "I'M NOT GONNA EAT MY TOES!"

[witherandslither2u]

Sister: BATATATA! me: BATATATA! Sister: BATATATA! Me: BATATATA! Both: BATATATATATATATA Both: and I will walk 500 hundred miles and I will walk 500 more just to be the sis who falls down at your door!!!

[marianodebiase]

Al lavoro su nuovo materiale Puglife sotto lo sguardo attento della mia responsabile.

[nobasiczone]

Meu primeiro vídeo do blog (do vlog) enfim, ta ai gente MIL DESCULPAS pela minha cara horrível, pelo barulho que meu enfeite faz toda hora que eu mecho meu pé (hahaha) enfim, eu finalmente fiz e prometo que logo logo te outro (aeee) só que desta vez mais BEM MELHOR e eu juro estar mais apresentável, mandem ask (aqui) me dizendo o que acharam, me sugerindo assuntos enfim...