#calirell

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Caliban: One of these days, I’m going to say fight me to the wrong person and they’re really just going to deck me.

Peverell: Oh, that day is closer than you think.

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Peverell, holding a trophy: Here’s your award for being the whiniest little bitch in The Old House.

Caliban: I don’t WANT to be the whiniest little bitch in The Old House >:(

Peverell: *takes out another trophy*

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Annabelle: Would you two stop fighting?

Peverell: We’re not fighting, we’re having a creative discussion.

Caliban: We’re fighting!

Peverell: Creative discussion.

Caliban: Fight!

Peverell: Discussion!

Annabelle: I can’t believe you’re actually fighting over whether or not you’re having a fight.

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Luther: Caliban, you have a lot to offer. You’re funny, you’re compassionate.

Peverell: You’re bold, you’ve got a tendency for sympathy.

Annabelle:

Annabelle: Oh, did you want me to say something? Uh, you have teeth. Your name is Caliban.

Caliban, sarcastically: Thanks, Anne.

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Caliban: Punch me in the face!

Peverell: Punch you?

Caliban: Yes. Punch me in the face. Didn’t you hear me?

Peverell: I always hear “punch me in the face” when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.

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[Arc 3]

Peverell: I’ll miss this.

Peverell: All of us together, making fun of Caliban.

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Peverell: I admit, Caliban does have a point. 

Caliban: Don’t agree with me it makes me very uncomfortable.

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[Arc 2]

Peverell: Can’t you be obnoxious somewhere else?

Caliban: Not until four.