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header and pfp are both by magpie quill. none of my posts are serious in any way.

[incorrectswancrossing]

hello, newcomer! welcome.

this blog is based on the thrilling story by user magpie quill on reddit, the swan crossing project, which you can read here.

you can call me noah or clay! they/them. i am an enthusiastic fan of the fantasy/mystery genre, and i made the impulsive decision on april 8th of 2020 to start an entire incorrect quotes blog based around this specific story.

there’s a lot to this blog other than quotes, so this post is to help you easily navigate through all of it! this will be pretty long, but i recommend reading through it if you're new.

my personal headcanons

swan crossing playlists masterpost

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character pairings

my stuff

trigger warnings

others

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@noahparaduck (main acc)

noahparaduck (art acc on instagram)

NoahParaduck (toyhou.se for my oc content)

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and that's it for now! if you want a tag to be added or if you want me to tag you in my drawings/writings then don't hesitate to let me know.

one more thing, if you decide to use concepts or character designs that i came up with, please credit me or tag me. thanks.

[incorrectswancrossing]

hi! idk if i should send this here or to your main blog but figured i'd start here because it's swan crossing related: i've seen you mention a swan crossing discord a couple times and i was wondering if you still had a link for it? i'd love to join y'all! 💖

yeah i do!!!!!!!!!!!! i'll send it to you through an ask! :D

[incorrectswancrossing]

hi i just wanted to let y'all know that i might be archiving this account soon! 👍 i'll be away for a while and i don't think i'll be back in time for the one year anniversary on april 8, so i'm probably gonna have to end this pretty early. i only planned to run this account for about a year and i think i've done a very good job in doing that. :)

if you'd like to support me further, you can find me on instagram under the name @ noahparaduck! i'll still be making lots of swan crossing content there so this definitely isn't the end of the road!! thank you for the wonderful year this blog has had, your support means the world to me❤

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Caliban: Look at Vio over there, all happy to be with Luther. I’m gonna punch him in the face.

Caliban: WAIT THAT’S WHAT A JEALOUS PERSON WOULD DO—

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[Arc 3]

Vio: Just killed a woman, feeling good.

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Vio: Bryan, do I look boyish to you?

Bryan, sweating: ...Which answer will not upset you.

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Caliban: Fate, Peverell called me a bitch!

Fate: Stop being a bitch then.

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Vio: I hate you.

Topaz, smugly: No you don’t.

Vio, bitterly: No I don’t.

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Nix: I thought you died!

Vio: I got better.

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Vio: Blood is, of course, one of the greatest fashion statements.

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Bryan: Does the bruise hurt much?

Vio: It’s not that bad.

Bryan: Don’t lie to yourself.

Vio: I’m not lying to myself, I’m lying to you.

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Caliban: The next person who says “weird flex but okay” is going to get a kick in the crotch.

Peverell: Preposterous boast, but alas.

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Topaz: Is anyone going to tell me what’s going on in here?

Bryan: It’s kind of complicated, but Vio—

Topaz: Got it. Forget I asked.

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Vio: What are the five stages of grief? Denial, anger, fucking crying...

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Bryan: Vio, are you okay?

Vio: In what aspect? Physically, no injury whatsoever. Appearance wise, I'm not just fine. I’m a wholeass meal. Three course, five star. Try me if you want.

Bryan: ...Mentally?

Vio:

Vio: I could use some therapy I guess.

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Alex: Morals are for men, not gods.

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Bryan: Why is Nix crying?

Vio: She saw a leaf on the sidewalk and—

Nix: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!

Nix: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!