#calither

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Caliban: I’m gonna fight the next person who insults Luther.

Luther: I suck.

Caliban, instantly: SQUARE UP, CUTIE—

[thyphrog]

cal’s creative when he flirts

credit to @incorrectswancrossing for luthers username isnt it perfect

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Caliban: Reading books and writing stuff down. You love all that nerd stuff.

Luther: Wait, writing stuff down is nerdy? Then what do you do?

Caliban: I forget stuff like a cool person.

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Caliban: Look at Vio over there, all happy to be with Luther. I’m gonna punch him in the face.

Caliban: WAIT THAT’S WHAT A JEALOUS PERSON WOULD DO—

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Fate: You only attract what you fear.

Caliban: Oh no, Luther, so scary, boo hoo.

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Luther: Don’t let anyone else ruin your day!

Caliban: Yeah! You gotta take matters into your own hands! RUIN YOUR OWN DAY!

Luther: NO!

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Caliban: Boyfriend? I don’t want to be Luther’s boyfriend.

Peverell: Well, what do you want then?

Caliban: I don’t know. I just want to be with him all the time, I want to hear about his day and tell him about mine, I want to hold his hand and smell his hair but I don’t want to be his stupid boyfriend.

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Caliban: God I wish I could go back in time and be that person who cut people’s heads off with an axe.

Luther: Why?

Caliban: There’s something wrong with me.