#callie.pdf

[littleriolu]

It kind of sucks that a lot of people boil down Splatoon’s Final Splatfest- Callie vs. Marie- to a “Waifu War” and nothing else. Honestly, when you look back on it, it really does serve a specific purpose in the same way Splatoon 2’s Chaos vs. Order does. It seems like a bit of a disservice to not acknowledge it as such.

I personally believe the Callie vs. Marie Splatfest was indicative of the Squid Sisters’s rapidly dissolving relationship. Throughout the course of Splatoon, we saw Marie relentlessly insult, bully, and humiliate Callie on live television. As much as people don’t want to admit it… This was an intentional move by the writers. Marie was not being “sassy,” she was being extremely, overtly mean, entirely unprompted, to Callie’s face, on live fucking television. Callie dealt with this at first, because taking a few digs from your friend now and then is par for the course, but over time… We see it start affecting Callie more and more.

There were times where Callie would snap back at her in self defense, actually getting fed up with Marie’s relentless insults. It was undeniable that Marie was crossing a line- several, even!- but she kept at it anyway, because she’s… Honestly just not a very nice person. Hell, she even basically told Callie, through the language of Splatoon, to kill herself in the middle of a broadcast!! The tensions between the two of them were high by the time the Final Splatfest was rolling around- and for good reason, especially on Callie’s end.

The Final Splatfest represents this tension, and it does so extremely literally- by directly pitting the two of them against each other. It’s showing the divide between them at its worst! That’s why Splatoon 2’s Final Splatfest had no fight over which member of Off the Hook was better- Pearl and Marina genuinely didn’t have anything against each other, so it wouldn’t have made any thematic sense. It wouldn’t have been a satisfying Final Splatfest, because I honestly think the Final Splatfests are an embodiment of what divides the idols the most. For the Squid Sisters, it was their own failing relationship. And for Off the Hook, it was their opposing world views.

It makes you wonder what Splatoon 3 has in store for us…

[littleriolu]

fun fact but callie has generally won more splatfests than marie in north america and europe while in japan both her n marie won the same amount of splatfests. Despite marie winning the final splatfest callie generally won more of them. Especially in europe. She won like 9-10 there

Yup, this is true!! Callie’s side was generally a safe pick, and this was noted even during the game’s run- it was also rather openly remarked upon by Callie and Marie themselves, in a rather heated confrontation!! It was a very harrowing moment when it first happened, especially considering it was, unbeknownst to the audience, right before the Final Splatfest… Things were rather… Tense between them.

In turn, I offer you another fun fact: Hisashi Nogami himself was on Team Callie, and was actually rather surprised and disappointed by the results of Splatoon’s Final Splatfest!! This amuses me greatly.