you and me do the ship thing for you and me!
Drinks all of the coffee: both of us
Brings up adopting a pet: you. tell Oscar umma says hey!
Kills the bugs: hopefully you because I don’t like bugs~
Cooks the meals: well you’re the chef here, but I help
Starts getting into holidays way before they should: I’m guessing you would, because you get so excited about things like a little kid and it’s adorable
Initiates the couple selfies: we both do, but you do it more often
Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries: I hope neither of us will
Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping: me!
Nicknames the other: we both have a million nicknames









