#callowpea

[oddthesungod]

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[gorgynei]

chet ashton and fearne as that one scene from challengers... for those who are believers

[undead-knick-knack]

[immult]

that was not grog making that face at fearne that was chetney pock o' pea in his fuckass lvl 9 purple tracksuit.

[astralleywright]

okay so like Fearne and Chetney had a threesome with Chetney's ex Deanna in some haunted woods, and then Chetney offered up an open invitation for some "sexual healing" to anyone in the group, but like especially Orym and Ashton, and like, especially Ashton, who was kind of actually considering it. which is funny bc Ashton also has this flirtation with Fearne, and they just held hands naked in lava, which freaked Orym out because Orym and Fearne are best friends, and also he and Ashton have this emotional support rock, narrative parallels thing going on. Ashton has a similar thing with Laudna, but with significantly more bitching and significantly less intricate rituals and blatant ogling. and Laudna is very much shacked up with Imogen regardless, and if they were to open up their relationship to anyone it would absolutely be Fearne, who will probably ask them the second she finds out they're together, bc the only one they've actually told is Chetney, who is probably not Orym's dad but may be Orym's dad. which is a little weird, given that before this was suggested Chetney had sexually propositioned Orym multiple times, and Orym wasn't not interested, but this is somehow not the first time basically this exact thing has happened on this show. Fearne and Chetney tried to sleep with Orym's mom. FCG is also here. and actually got laid before any of these people, with FRIDA, who, funnily enough, is Deanna's best friend-

[piratespencil]

Ok I can't stop thinking about Chetney and Fearne and Ashton's dynamic.

Chetney and Fearne have canonically fucked (in a threesome!) and have their whole ongoing flirtation thing. Ashton and Fearne clearly like each other and at this point Fearne has told Chetney that she thinks she might have feelings for Ashton, and Chetney was not at all bothered by this. In fact, despite everything that was going on with Ashton in ep 78, Chetney's reaction to this was straight up to say that he really likes Ashton too! And Chetney has, canonically, offered his "sexual healing" services to Ashton. And Ashton's constant needling of Chetney is not not flirty.

Anyways what I'm saying is that every day we get one step closer to Chetney/Fearne/Ashton and I'm living for it.

[strawbie-doodle]

this has to have been done before but it simply wouldn't leave my brain

[c-kiddo]

average t4t couple

[image ID: two digital drawings of Chetney and Fearne from Critical Role campaign 3. The first drawing is two portraits of chetney from the front and side without his hat on. Instead his hair is balding but spiky, reminiscent of wolf ears. In the left portrait he is scowling and looking to the side, in the right he is smiling. The second drawing is of Chetney sitting in Fearne's lap, with his wolf tail wagging. He has an excited blushing expression and is saying "awoo!", and fearne is looking at him and biting her lip. She has flowers in her hair, a unbuttoned white blouse, burgundy stays and a long green skirt, her mossy faun legs showing. Chetney is wearing blue-grey trousers and a beige shirt. End ID.]