#calnine

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Calvin: Hey, why is this grape juice called "fabuloso"?

Janine, looking at the bottle: That's tile cleaner.

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Calvin: Janine has the weirdest patchwork of knowledge, like it's anyone's guess as to what she knows about literally any topic. Watch.

Calvin: Hey, babe, who built Mount Rushmore?

Janine: Gutzon Borglum, but then his son finished it, why?

Calvin: Yeah, uh, what state is it in?

Janine: I don't know, like Ecuador or something.

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Calvin: *fast asleep on the couch*

Janine: I love him so much.

Janine: But I'm definitely going to sharpie a moustache on his face.

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[Calvin taps on his phone.]

[Janine taps on a bottle.]

Xander: Stop that.

Janine: Stop what?

Xander: You guys are talking about me in Morse code. Stop it.

Janine: Yeah, that's what we're doing. With our very limited time and our very limited budget, I bribed Nicole to cover my shift and we went out and took a class on a very outmoded, very unnecessary form of communication so we could talk about you in front of you.

[Later]

Calvin: That is exactly what we did.

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Ben, to Maddie: Your smile? Makes me day.

Maddie, to Ben: Your happiness? I live for that.

Calvin and Janine, in unison: Hotel? Trivago.

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Calvin: It's one of my biggest fears.

Calvin: If I woke up as a donut-

Janine: You'd eat yourself.

Calvin: I wouldn't even question it!

[chloesaunders]

IS CALVIN GONNA PROPOSE THE JANINE