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Me and Hannah have decided that my future career path should be writing Cameron/pig erotica

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Pig Gate Basics

So Pig Gate. Why is Britain asking if our Prime Minister shagged a pig? Our PM is in a feud with a (tax evading dickhead of a) Lord who then writes a biography about our snooty PM. In this biography he says our PM put his privates into a dead pig’s mouth. Cameron went to oxford uni and was part of a weird club (think ruby club/frat boys to the nth degree) and so in many ways this is totally believable form of initiation ceremony. (Edit: This is important because it ties into the eton boys, oxford university, bullingdon boys club elitism that goes on in British politics.) Cameron has yet to deny it. There is talk of photographic evidence. That doesn’t make it true (hardly a creditable source) but it is hilarious. The biography also discusses other issues, such as aiding tax evasion, which should probably be receiving more attention. Also, the BBC has completely censored the story, and it’s no longer trending on FB and Twitter (which is really shady considering how popular it was). Perfect chance to critique the way our media operates. The entirety of Britain is having a porking good time. Do yourselves a favour and go check out the twitter Pig Gate tag.