Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

Spud (bullies call me Spuddicus, Spud Muffin & Spudilicious). 26. Bi/pan. She/they.

[tafadhali]

As soon as I heard "All Fall Down" I was desperate for this mashup to exist and I'm so glad it does now

[alittlebitlestat]

[insidestory1]

Healthy people will never understand what a massive achievement it is to do your laundry AND cook yourself a meal in one day.

[crabussy]

hi everyone. do yourself a favour and go create a beautiful horse for me

[crabussy]

they jump if you click them by the way. but watch out

[evidently-endless]

so the childhood yearning to live in a fantasy world just never goes away huh

[easel-eisel]

this email couldve been a meeting where we stand on seven tall pillars with our faces in shadow

[captainjonnitkessler]

>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

[captainjonnitkessler]

I went to my union meeting tonight and the retirees' monthly complaint about our healthcare was that for some reason it only lets doctors prescribe six Viagra pills at a time, and they want to fuck more than six times a month. That's verbatim. Think about what you could be missing by not going to your union meetings.

[blumineck]

Remember, historical accuracy will almost always be secondary to filming practicality!

[catgirltoes]

And is the "bus in zero minutes" at the stop with us right now?

[butchmary]

jaw fucking drop everybody look at this tiktok

[goldensunset]

they should invent 7 hours between 10pm and midnight

[kazehiki]

anybody else going through life feeling like a dog that wasn't socialized enough as a puppy

[henstomper]

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

[impossiblepackage]

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

[henstomper]

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

[dykeselfcest]

inspired by the poll I just reblogged

do u have nice tits

yes

eh, not really

I don't have tits but I intend to have them in the future

I don't have tits but I used to and they were nice

I don't have tits but I used to and they were eh

I've never had tits AND don't intend to have any in the future

other/infinite nuance

Voting ended onJun 13, 2025

[beautifulscreaminglady]

happy bisexual harry wilson day to all who celebrate!

[lindseymcdonaldseyelashes]

Leverage: Redemption 3x6- "The Swipe Right Job"

[artndetails]

pink moon.

[fair-itself]

I feel like this is the kind of thing you only reblog if you have an aesthetic blog, which I do not, but goddammit I just love it when the moon lines up with stuff

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

dandelion sun~