Nov 21, 2011
Jake was as much use as a one-legged man in a toe-counting competition when he was my wingman while I was trying chat up lines at that cattle market last Friday.
Cameron Ng
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Jake was as much use as a one-legged man in a toe-counting competition when he was my wingman while I was trying chat up lines at that cattle market last Friday.
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