#cameronccampbell

[in-the-words-of-camp-campbell]

Person: Hey, aren’t you Cameron Campbell?

Cameron: You with the FBI?

Person: No.

Cameron: Then yes, I am.

[in-the-words-of-camp-campbell]

David: Ok, what's the first thing we teach the campers about first aid?

Cameron: It's all about every man for themselves and (sometimes) natural selection.

David: ... You do not get to teach the campers first aid.

[in-the-words-of-camp-campbell]

One day, the Quartermaster complained about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over.

Cameron, probably.