Fanfic idea I have of Jason being Damian’s babysitter and Jason struggling to keep him safe
And each chapter is of something that went wrong
Like abs attack on the league and Jason is tasked with watching over him but Damian is being a little shit and is somehow on a shelf or he’s in between the battle and Jason has to get him out
This is the funniest thing to me because imagine Jason later in life being like "yea I spent some time with the League of Assassins"
And people are like "oh?? What'd you do there?"
And Jason just. Pauses for a long moment and everyone's thinking "oh duh, he learned how to be an assassin"
Then Jason hits them with a "I was in charge of keeping a gremlin alive/safe despite his own efforts" earning a very distant "hey!" from Damian















