Current hyperfixation: Damian and the Bats

Call me Shy! | She/They | Ace | Just kinda existing! 20+

[shyestofhearts]

Masterlist

The Spotify Playlists

The individual characters can be found here

Songs I think have JonDami vibes playlist is here

List of my Batfamily and DC AUs

Actor AU

Alien AU

ATLA AU

Dadpool AU

Buzzfeed Unsolved AU

Detroit Become Human AU

First Responders AU

How to Train Your Dragon AU

Howl's Moving Castle AU

JonDami Band AU

Life and Death AU (JonDami)

Mythical Creatures AU

Not My Father's Heroes AU (Villain Batman)

Percy Jackson/Demigod AU

Rise of the Guardians AU

Pirates and Merpeople AU

Reverse Robins AU

Scooby-Doo AU

Skating By AU

Young Dad Dami AU

[shyestofhearts]

Omg shy!!!! I'm cats :)) It's been a while😭 I deleted my account and made a new one twice

How have you been? :)

I'm so sorry to be answering this two years later, I've forgotten to check my inbox in so long. I'm doing alright, still figuring out life in general lmao. I hope you're doing well Cats!!! I'm so happy I got to hear from you again!!

[shyestofhearts]

The batfam all want Damian to dress up as them for Halloween and go about trying to find their vigilante costumes in his size

Damian and Jon have already decided, however, to go as each other

[shyestofhearts]

I've been informed that like. A year after I made this post, they actually dressed as each other for Halloween

[cokalee]

But you should know, that I die slow

[breannasfluff]

The FRAMING on this?????

[noodles-and-tea]

Do you think damian asked his dad for a giant sun lamp for his room and Bruce had to think back to whatever new animal his son brought home this week for it to need an industrial sun lamp?

It turns out Damian just wanted one because he knows Gotham doesn't get enough sunlight and he doesn't want his friend to get sick from his constant visits to his room

(he resists Jason and Tim's suggestions of getting Jon a large rock to sun bake on too. Barely)

THAT’S SO CUTE STOP!!!

[papayafromtv]

no you know what you guys are right. reverse league son reveal. Jason comes back to Gotham and does his crime lord thing before tentatively starting a truce and returning to the batfam and one day Dick asks who Bruce’s favourite child is.

Bruce: i love all three of my sons equally.

Jason, without thinking: three? what about Damian?

Bruce:

Tim: who the fuck is Damian

Jason, freezing:

Jason:

Jason:

Bruce: *carefully* Jay, who is Damian?

Jason: I have to leave.

-

Jason, on the phone with Damian: so i ALMOST blew it-

Damian: ?! BUT I AM NOT READY FOR FATHER TO KNOW ABOUT ME YET-

Jason: shut the fuck up i’m older than you- and i said ALMOST. i told them that Damian was the name of my imaginary twin back when i was a kid and that i’d just gotten muddled up after the resurrection.

Jason: so you’re in the clear but when we finally do introduce you, we’re gonna have to say that Talia let me name you and i named you after my imaginary twin.

Damian:

Damian: Ahki please do not tell them that.

Jason: no im gonna. you called me a twat last week. so im gonna.

Damian: god forbid a boy try to expand his vocabulary

[shyestofhearts]

Duke: Do you know what you're doing?

Damian:

Damian: Currently? Or with my life in general?

Duke: I don't think I'm in a position to judge anyone's life choices in this family considering I joined in.

Damian:

Damian: So right now I'm looking at this movie—

[nyukaart]

Annoying brothers

[shyestofhearts]

Tim: Hey kid, I'm getting lunch do you want anyth—

Tim:

Damian:

Damian: Don't tell father about the new cat, and I won't tell him you're planning to sneak out to hang out with your friends on Friday

Tim: Deal, what do you want for lunch?

[nefarious-616-necromancer]

[batman-katflap]

One day, Clark is bored at work so he messages Bruce saying as much, hoping they could talk for a bit to help pass the time.

What he did not expect was for Bruce to tweet 'ostriches arn't real'.

The office becomes alive with activity. Perry marches over and tells Clark to write an article about how one of the richest men in the world does not believe a bird exists.

The interview?

Clark Kent: "Would you care to elaborate on what you meant about not believing ostriches exist?"

Bruce Wayne: "No."

Others then ask Bruce what his thoughts on other birds are. Penguins? Real. Flamingos? Not real. Pigeons? Some are, some arn't. It depends.

On the upside Clark's afternoon became a whole lot less boring. On the downside there is now a Twitter account called 'BirdsBruceWThinksArntReal'.

[hedgiwithapen]

“robins?” clark asks as the last question.  “robins aren’t birds.” 

[spoopyspoony]

[mzminola]

[Image: comment from lirabuswavi which reads "Clark, dieing internally: What are they, then? Bruce, knowing full well his kids are going to shout at him for this later: Bats, of course. Why would Batman have a BIRD sidekick, that's absolutely ridiculous." /end ID]

[catchymemes]

[mayra-quijotescx]

[Image description: Tweet by Dr. Amy, Psy.D saying, "When I say, 'Does that make sense?', it's not because I don't think you're smart. It's because I think that I am incoherent." End description.]

[shyestofhearts]

Please imagine Maps or Jon or Maya dragging Damian around some retail store and he just has this sort of pinched "I don't want to be here" expression the whole time as he follows along behind them, silently cursing the flickering fluorescent lights and the sound of a jar breaking a few aisles over

[shyestofhearts]

Damian: I have a problem—

Jason: you have many problems, seek therapy

Damian, holding a sheet of homework in his hand:

Damian: I've changed my mind, Duke can I interview you for my homework?

Duke: Sure

[shyestofhearts]

Tim: I hate you

Damian, holding all the monopoly money: Noted

[shyestofhearts]

I miss the boops 😔

[shyestofhearts]

Getting me while I'm at work! Oh just you wait till my shift ends @randomperson7718