#camp things

[kerosene-saint]

just got bribed by my councilor to do a camp activity. thx for the $25

[bronzetomatoes]

List of camp appropriate insults:

Dweeb

Goober

Doofus

Dipstick

Ding dong

Dingbat

Dingus

Nimrod

Loser

There's definitely more but these are the ones that got me through the summer

[wolvereaux]

Almost cried turning into the camp gate for the first time in several months. It felt just like coming HOME 😭😭😭

[debbietrash]

the degree that parents of young children seem to think Baby Shark came out of nowhere astounds me. this is a DECADES-OLD camp song, that has spanned generations. 

[wolvereaux]

The Camp Counselor's Prayer:

Please grant me patience. If you grant me strength, I'll kill them.

[bronzetomatoes]

working at camp is fun but none of the kids recognize my Mr Stampy Cat tote bag and its bc most of them were born after he was popular

[bronzetomatoes]

SORRY I FORGOT TO TELL YOU I am OKAY I am at CAMP FOR THE WEEK. I probably won't be online much at all. sorry lmao

[bronzetomatoes]

It is 10:40 in the morning and I have. Gone to staff devos, set tables for 60 people, gone to flagpole/morning "exercises", eaten, washed/put away 60 ppls dishes, cleaned the kitchen, and cleaned my room. Also I've been on break for an hour now