#campaign quote

[furryalligator]

"You’re asking them to vote for you, so they deserve to know who you are.” “I’m an atheist.” “They deserve to know who we want them to think you are.”

THE GOOD WIFE’s Campaign manager Johnny (Steven Pasquale) and candidate Alicia (Julianna Margulies) engage in some back and forth about how to handle the topic of religion during interviews

[milliethesillie]

So.... this happened tonight while I was playing D&D

Me: Ok I’m going to roll jump and grapple at that orc

*Rolls Nat 20 for Jump*

Me: aww Man, I wish I rolled that for my grapple

*Rolls nat 20 for grapple*

Me: Um…. So do I just temporally learn to fly or something as I grapple to the orc?

DM: Ok here’s what happens. You take a step back as you make yourself fully aware of the battlefield and set in your mind a perfect line between you and the orc, you launch yourself towards him as you are sent flying towards his head. You grab his head but you notice that you aren’t any heavier. You then notice that you’ve grabbed his head clean off of his body as you fall and tumble to the ground

Me:…Wow

DM: He only had one hit point left anyway.