a mage and a dwarf walk into a tavern (campfire)... I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere 🤔

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a mage and a dwarf walk into a tavern (campfire)... I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere 🤔
dee: and you keep asking why you don't have a vampire boyfriend yet
cadmus (fighting tears): LOOK it's gonna taste BLAND and SHITTY without it!!!!!!
AMADEUS STORM CALLAGHAN HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO HIM !!!!!!
“He can’t save survivors from hooks! His hands are too greasy!” “Killers can’t catch him! The boy is too greasy!” “KHAR, I CAN HEAR YOU, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. AND YOU FUCKS WONDER WHY I DON’T EVEN TRY TO HELP YOU.” @art--block ((WHo actually said everything Khari said about Roland XDD))
ignore that I just accidentally unfollowed you SHDGHSG completely different topic bc I think it's silly and I wanted to project: Nate has trained himself to look at his wrist when he's wondering what time it is even though he's. never worn a watch. why did he do this? he personally found it amusing and it's a funny conversation starter. eventually everyone in the gang catches on
Once he did it and Vee jokingly asked "what time is it?". Nate somehow guessed the exact time. it was so perfect that he doesn't want to test his luck again, so now whenever someone in the gang asks he has to make up a reason why he can't tell them the time on his invisible watch. it's always weirdly specific things like "haha I switched the hand it's on and I keep forgetting to check the right wrist" "oh, the battery leaked so I have to grab a new one next time I go to the. watch store" "I forgot it on school friday, I have to check the lost and found for it next week :(" no one knows how far he'll go. if the charade will ever end. how nate got so good at bullshitting. it's a mystery
GSHSGHDHDHS NATE CMON.....CMON NATE.... WHAT HAPPENED TO UR INVISIBLE WATCH....CMON NATE.....
dee and flo, harmonizing: CAN'T WE BE SEVENTEEN
cadmus: no, you're 18
dee and flo, harmonizing harder: IS THAT SO HARD TO DO
cadmus: yea, literally impossible, you were both born 18 years ago
CMON CADMUS LET EM SING !!!!
Achiless whisper yelling: you don't even LIKE soup!
Vee, still fast asleep: thats why m gonna pour it,,,,, on u ,,,,,,,,
Achilles:
Achilles calling Florian: flo theyre gonna SOUP ME
Florian: that's nice <3
GDJDHDHDJD FLO
i feel like Florian could defend Everything Vee does GSHSGJDHDJS
like
"Vee threw my water bottle to the ground just because" "Well maybe your water bottle's vibes were off"