#campquest

[smiley-anonymous]

[Everyone in the same room as Clef is abruptly subjected to the horrible noise of Smiley trying and failing to play "Reveille" on a (thankfully non-explosive) kazoo.]

[smiley-anonymous]

Wait. What if Peachy's phone is out of battery, and that's why she's not responding? >=P

[smiley-anonymous]

[Smiley just goes ahead and kicks the rifle-wielder from above. Their feet impact his shoulders at ten meters per second.]

@anti-anomaly-measures

[smiley-anonymous]

Delirium tremens happens in maybe 4% of cold-turkey withdrawals. Alcohol withdrawal is a godforsaken coin-flip of a chance. And yet? This.

Murphy's Law, I swear. Murphy's Law. Can't do shit without adding another dancer to the trauma conga line. =(

[smiley-anonymous]

🙂, you shouldn't need to buy foods for us, we're foraging! I found a mulberry tree and I'm taking a bunch of berries from it and putting them in the bag. You can get drinks if you want to, though. - 🕴️

How sure are you that those are mulberries?

[smiley-anonymous]

Okay, Areli, I see you.

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...okay, are you clear to just, follow me back home, or do you want to hitch a ride somehow?

@thecookieanon

[smiley-anonymous]

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There is someone on the loose here making bone puns and I'm the closest thing around to Chara Undertale oh god oh fuck -

[Smiley is feeling their sins crawl down their... oh, wait, that's just sweat. Phew. They take a moment to calm down. This? Not worth a breakdown.]

[smiley-anonymous]

This is an informational all-call to everyone. Some weirdo in a pickup truck decided to stick Peachy in a cage. Clement got Peachy out of the way; I'm engaging the weirdo now.