Oh, what now?

Smiley, they/them, breaker of kneecaps, literally just here to occasionally scream at God // mun is @cryptologicalmystic

[smiley-anonymous]

Peachy is crying and it’s partially your fault! She learned she’s immune to kill memetics “the hard way”

Who the fuck did that to her again.

[smiley-anonymous]

[Smiley posts an incoherent angry mess of run-on sentences made up primarily of curse words.]

[trashfoundation]

[Concrete-filled cans are tossed around.]

clef, i’m gonna kick your ass for not doing anything about—

[Bright is knocked out cold.]

[smiley-anonymous]

Shit!

[Smiley takes a gamble, and pulls Bright behind a knocked over table. Hopefully he will be safer from whatever the hell is happening here with Dr. King.]

[They are unaware that King isn't actually doing anything.]

[smiley-anonymous]

[Smiley has manifested in the site, against their own better judgement, and is attempting some literal pest control.]

[smiley-anonymous]

Joe Draw :)

Is this supposed to be a BATIM thing? I don't know anything about BATIM. =P

[smiley-anonymous]

[Smiley wakes up, assesses the situation, and promptly decides to hide in the Kuiper belt somewhere.]

[smiley-anonymous]

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[Send_Message:(Recipient: SmileyAnonymous)][Contents:] Hello? Is this working? Please, theres some very important info I need to tell The Foundation, they're trying to take out my coms. They know how to take us out, THEY KNOW HOW TO TAKE [Communication Error]

Um. It's working. Or it was, anyway.

...Aren't you that anon who thought it would be a good idea to hurt Gears? >=\

[Smiley types "Or is my memory fucking up?".]

[…]

[They backspace that text.]

@trashfoundation

[smiley-anonymous]

Coffee’s fucking with me. Take the Eldritch bastard. -Greenie.

I don't see how that's my problem. =)

[greenie-text]

Because your sister sees them as her sibling. Also, I’ll probably destroy the canon straight up if you don’t help me get rid of the motherfucker.

[smiley-anonymous]

Good luck getting a permit for that! =D

[smiley-anonymous]

Sup, homeslice, done any— breaking of bee’s bones lately? Kneecaps, I mean kneecaps. - Fresh Anon

No, actually.

...I really need to change my description, don't I? =P

[smiley-anonymous]

Coffee’s fucking with me. Take the Eldritch bastard. -Greenie.

I don't see how that's my problem. =)

[smiley-anonymous]

domt worry about anyone seeing my convo all of the thingy is pata locked

-☕

I... hm. I haven't been paying attention to Tumblr, so I'm not sure what conversation this is talking about, but I'm glad you're being safe about it! =]

[smiley-anonymous]

[Smiley is weakly attempting to console Peachy. They're not looking at their askbox.]

[peachy-anon]

<Trying to hide in her vines??>

[smiley-anonymous]

[Honestly, they're just as distressed as she is.]

[smiley-anonymous]

[Smiley is weakly attempting to console Peachy. They're not looking at their askbox.]

[smiley-anonymous]

Greenie’s throwing a temper tantrum

[No response. Smiley is currently in distress.]

[trashfoundation]

Clef, Bright’s unbound, but he isn’t acting aggressive, so I don’t think he has the memories. Should we be, uh, concerned? Also, apparently the blinding light thing is his fault, an m!a went in for it to be dark again.

hold the fuck up

what

[smiley-anonymous]

You're shitting me. You've got to be shitting me. I can't deal with this. I. Fuck.

[peachy-anon]

what if

you wanted to go to heaven

but god said

[SYSTEM ERROR: DATA CORRUPTED. PLEASE SEE A NETWORK ADMINISTRATOR FOR MORE DETAILS]

<Loud, audible fear.>

[smiley-anonymous]

[Smiley smacks at the anon.]

Fuck off - not you, Peachy, okay? It's going to be all right. You're going to be alright. Are those scratches on your face? D=

[peachy-anon]

<She hiccups, silently covering her head. (Yes, those are scratches.)>

[smiley-anonymous]

Shshshsh, you're gonna be okay. It's going to be okay.

[Smiley demanifests for half a second, returning with a first aid kit.]

[peachy-anon]

<She barely notices.>

[smiley-anonymous]

[Gently, Smiley begins the process of cleaning off the cuts.]

[peachy-anon]

<She flinches hard, trying to scramble away.>

Nn..

[smiley-anonymous]

Heck -

[Smiley tries to hold her still.]

[peachy-anon]

what if

you wanted to go to heaven

but god said

[SYSTEM ERROR: DATA CORRUPTED. PLEASE SEE A NETWORK ADMINISTRATOR FOR MORE DETAILS]

<Loud, audible fear.>

[smiley-anonymous]

[Smiley smacks at the anon.]

Fuck off - not you, Peachy, okay? It's going to be all right. You're going to be alright. Are those scratches on your face? D=

[peachy-anon]

<She hiccups, silently covering her head. (Yes, those are scratches.)>

[smiley-anonymous]

Shshshsh, you're gonna be okay. It's going to be okay.

[Smiley demanifests for half a second, returning with a first aid kit.]

[peachy-anon]

<She barely notices.>

[smiley-anonymous]

[Gently, Smiley begins the process of cleaning off the cuts.]