Camper Quotes of the Year 2019
Well folks, summer’s almost over, so here comes the annual Girl Scout camp quotes of the summer. Keep in mind, I was put in Brownie units most of the summer, so that explains the excess of pee. All names have been changed.
1. “So, honeybees are girls and bumblebees are boys?”
- “Yeah. The girls go out and do all the work and the boys stay home and are lazy like, every day.”
2. “I need more sunscreen. I got a fat face.”
3. “Your name isn’t Karen! My aunt’s name is Karen! And guess what? She has a fake tooth!”
4. “Okay girls, what should another rule for our community contract be?”
- “NO KISSING ON THE MOUTH!”
5. Camper: “Marbles! Is FUCK IT a bad word?”
Camper: “IT SAYS IT ON THE SIGN!”
Me, fully expecting it to be graffiti: “Okay, just show me where and I’ll cross it out.”
- “And he kissed Marbles!”
7. “My mom has scary veins on her legs.”
8. “Person! PERSON! Are your moms lesbians?”
9. “Woah, my finger has abs!”
10. “Why do you keep calling me dude? I’m a strong independent woman.”
11. “I didn’t even kick her! I lightly tapped her with my foot!”
12. “Our porcupines can’t get married because they aren’t lesbians!”
13. “Guess what? My uncle has a butt tattoo! And then guess what? HE GOT AN INFECTION ON HIS BUTT.”
14. “MASSAGE THE MEATS.” *Starts massaging counselor arm* “Balooooooooooooooooooooooney......salaaaaaaamiiiiiii.....”
15. *making Mohawks out of pillows* “LOOK! I have a Seahawk!”
16. “My grandma makes special brownies. They taste like magic.”
1. Ladies, we can laugh about the yodeler after we cross through the silent bridge.”
2. “Please don’t squeeze the plants!”
3. “Sally, please don’t eat your shorts.”
4. “Jane, are you chewing gum?”
5. “You can pee in the lake, but please don’t do it on your lunch or on your friends.”
6. “Jane, we do NOT eat chapstick.”
7. “Jane, we do not eat ice from the salad bar.”
8. “Jane, please stop barking at me.”
9. “Jane, we have asked you three times not to bird call at the people at the craft station.”
10. “When I said pee in the shower, I meant AFTER you turned the water on!!”
11. “Um, there’s a lady at the front gate perched on a stump like the Lorax singing opera at the top of her lungs and I don’t know what to do”
12. “I don’t think Mommy Llama Marbles wants any more Llama pancakes, thank you though!” *spits out mouthful of grass*
