Aug 24, 2016
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Wow even when I try to be nice I still get the 3rd° smh and I haven’t used this app in like a year
Horrible Mam...
On way home from nursery. Monkey-boy ran away from Mam, the consequence being - no McDonalds treat, so Monkey-boy is not impressed by much. We approach the 'Big Arch' and always drive through "the tunnel".
Mam: Do you want to go in the tunnel today? Yes please or no thank you?
Monkey-boy: No fank you, no tunnel, no tunnel, no tunnel.
Mam: Really? No tunnel?
Monkey-boy: NO TUNNEL!
(We drive past the Big Arch)
Monkey-boy: (cries) URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! TUN-NAL! A GO A TUN-NAL! A TUN-NAL! URRRRR! A GO UN A TUN-NUL NOW!
Dam it!
Why are straight girls so cute, and straight :”(
I literally have the worst luck when it comes to money
Give an inch and they'll drag you for a mile.
Can't Win
Typing on computer: screen makes eyes hurt
Writing by hand: physical exertion makes hand cramp
Yea
It's bad how all these girls see my friends and I'm just in the background like yea don't mind me.