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real life conversations

me: i was just on hold for so long i forgot why i was on hold and whom i had called.

#YAYMONDAY

:P

Jennifer: hahahahaha :''D

#laughingthroughmytears

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real life conversations

Marisa: k mama im getting ready to leave

loves you!

talk to you in a bit-ski

gross. i dont know why i said that

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me: do i make chocolate cream, cherry, AND pumpkin pie?

Jessica: yes

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Jessica: i want overalls

me: i want you to have overalls.

Jessica: thank you for being the kind of loving supporting life partner i need

me: we're pretty much meant to be.

Jessica:

me: thank you for loving me.

(this feels like a dawsons creek moment)

Jessica: hahah ugly cry

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real life conversations

me: oh yes of course!

Marisa: hahah!

you fly I don't

OMG AND bogus journey

which i also own

this is so tits

me: uuuggggh

ffiiiiinnneeee

:P

Marisa: hahaha i know, you like excellent adventure better

but death tho

i mean, come on

me: i cannot have this conversation again

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real life conversations

Jennifer: "Aim the drill at the ground and turn it on."

:-P

me: hahaha

"it's a bit of a logic stretch here"

i kind of heart the crap out of ben affleck.

Jennifer: me too :D

me: there was a time when it was just like, that ben affleck is a pretty interesting dude

now i kinda wanna rip his clothes off

:-o

Jennifer: seriously

he was cute before, in that dickish charming way, but now he's just straight up hot

me: omg yes. that is exactly it.

he was super bro-y

now i just wanna share a bottle of wine with him, talk about books, have some hot sex, and be in bed by 1030

maybe get up and go to the farmers market.

Jennifer: hahahahaha - yes!!!

splurge on that artisan bread you guys love to have for toast with fruit marmalade on sundays reading the paper and sipping coffee

me: now i want marmalade

Jennifer: yeah ya do ;-)

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work chat w/candi & jess

me: oh hey adorable auditor, please look at the food in my mouth and my too tight shirt as you follow me and my saggy ass pants to the conference room.

sigh.

Jessica: no

you are beautiful

and you smell like rainbows and sunshine

me: ugh just be my girlfriend already.

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work chat w/candi & jess

me: seriously bring me sandwiches.

Jessica: on my way

also bringing a variety of chips so we can shove them in our sammies

me: YOU ARE MY SOUL MATE

Jessica: i know.